There was this chick named Misty, cute lil red head with a tight ass. Lemme tell you Joe Rogan, she knew her way around a pair of poke balls if you know what I mean. ((Bangs on the table with fake laughter)). She was supposed to run a gym but she got fired because she was too busy working me out. (( more banging on the table with fake laughter)).

I’m walkin with my friends, Joe Rogan, and swear to god, a fuckin’ Squirtle appears! The muthafucka offers me a line of blow, Joe Rogan, and I robbed the cocksucka!

I'm fresh out of the gym after having done some pixie dust off this nurse's ass, but I can't fuckin move because there's a big fuckin Snorlax in the middle of the road, Joe Rogan! It goes "JUST GO AROUND, DUUDE, IT'S ONLY MY 5TH FAT, DUUUUUUUDE"

We had this mother fucker in are group named Brock. This fucking guy would sell crack to all the trainers behind the gym. Used to call this cocksucka, Brock the Rock, Joe Rogan....I got so fucked up, swear on my mother, I fucking sent out a Weedle to battle a an Onyx, but let me tell you something, Joe Rogan, his stash was super effective, dawg. You woulda fuckin’ love this guy!

Nice "are", stupid.

Nice putting the comma on the outside of the the quotes. Pay attention to the syntax, dummy.

Nice trying to help me with my grammatical errors, stupid.

Nice it ‘takes a village’ mentality, dummy.

Guys! Guys! Settle down. Let's all just say we're sorry and suck eachother off.

Wayyyyy ahead of the curve on that one