Is that his Call of Duty Ghosts pre-order t-shirt? That game came out 6 years ago and he owns about 7 shirts. Crunching those numbers, I estimate that he's worn that shirt around 300 times. All of his clothes get heavy mileage and are abused by stretching around his obscene body.
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1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-08
Why are his shirts always all stretched out like he just wore them into a pool?
1 fawwkyeah 2019-08-08
Probably to lazy to wash his clothes regularly
1 scott__the__dick 2019-08-08
Probably puts them into a drying machine for 2hours and ruins them
1 PeeSoup3030 2019-08-08
I'm not geek squad smart but I'd say it's because he's a giant fat body
1 JoshFromMichigan 2019-08-08
Is that his Call of Duty Ghosts pre-order t-shirt? That game came out 6 years ago and he owns about 7 shirts. Crunching those numbers, I estimate that he's worn that shirt around 300 times. All of his clothes get heavy mileage and are abused by stretching around his obscene body.
2 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-08
Not to mention the various bodily fluids they get hit by at the Big Apple Ranch.
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-08-08
I was expecting the one where he's photobombing Morton in the background. Wow, this is bad.
1 sprimusp 2019-08-08
Frank Crappa
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-08
Steve Why