He worked 1/64th of the amount that a regular person did to earn that almost paid off condo at 60 years old. No college fund for Layla

To be fair, with the amount of times Joe has made her late for school, she'll probably need another 7 - 10 years before she's ready for that level of book learnin'.

Joe still has time to it up to her.

He shares a wall with another tiny townhouse. I feel sorry for the people stuck next to that noisy, filthy nig nog, bringing down the property values.

Plus all the pedos he brings over. Around your family

Was your good friend Jeffrey Hollander impressed with the equity you’ve built up in your cramped, darkly-painted hovel?

He must have been because he painted and decorated his house in exactly the same way according to Joey Cum.

That's an amazing achievement for someone who never worked a day in his life.