r/opieandanthonyxyz: Reality Check, Joe: you're a mediocre guitarist at best. That's why you're relegated to playing in cover bands. That's why you never get real gigs in actual bands. That's why you play gigs in Ruby Tuesday and The Ground Round for $150.

Reality Check, Joe: you're a mediocre guitarist at best. That's why you're relegated to playing in cover bands. That's why you never get real gigs in actual bands. That's why you play gigs in Ruby Tuesday and The Ground Round for $150.

35 2019-08-07 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

You seem to think that you have actual skills as a guitarist. You don't. The world isn't littered with 60 year old, jobless but extremely talented musicians. It is, however, full of losers who are decent and nothing special who have played for decades in anonymous cover bands. You never made it big because you're mediocre and have the business sense of a horse's asshole.

16 comments

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-07

Tangentially in response to this post of Joe's, where he claims he didn't get the BOC gig 25 years ago because it just wasn't a good "fit". In reality, it was because he wasn't good enough. This is like the "schedules clashing" Mila Jovovich thing.

https://www.reddit.com/r/OpieandAnthonyxyz/comments/cmtiiv/what_a_sensitive_fag_a_little_butt_hurt_are_we_lol/ew6fe3c/

1 Twatsmash 2019-08-07

I almost feel sad when Joe starts with his “I’m a great guitarist and you all know it really! 😢” stuff. He’s really not. He’s painfully average at best and a trash singer on top of it.

1 quasi100 2019-08-07

taps on mic

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-07

Applebee's Manager turns down his amp

1 bigbird911 2019-08-07

Waitress

1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-07

Actually Joe might be the best mentally challenged guitarist out there

1 commissarjb 2019-08-07

https://youtu.be/rPVKVSLtxTg

Guess again.

1 CuckedInMilwaukee 2019-08-07

Sir, I believe you owe a horse's asshole an apology for that comparison.

1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-07

Are you telling me that Joe 'Long Island Trash' Cumia is lazy, unskilled and unable to put in the effort to acquire a skill beyond the amateur level? I'd have to agree with that assessment.

1 ScarletNumbered 2019-08-07

The Ground Round would be a step up because of the free popcorn.

1 jjoharanyc1 2019-08-07

Can you still throw your peanut shells on the floor at Ground Round?

1 ScarletNumbered 2019-08-07

I sure do

1 jjoharanyc1 2019-08-07

There’s a place outside of Houston I went to, and they still have the peanut shells on the floor shit.

I can’t imagine how, in 2019, they haven’t had their balls sued off yet by some dindu fresh out of “slip and fall” school.

And yes, I also threw my shells on the floor like any proper white trash male should.

1 just_a_mean_person 2019-08-07

Joe is not a bad guitarist but like you said. I played with guys in high school who were st that level after about 3 or 4 years of playing....not decades.

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-07

Well his fingers are all arthritic now

1 Every1ShouldBKilled 2019-08-07

“The Ground Round.”

Someone’s showing their age.