“Get that moron off the stage” (Daily reminder that Joe Cumia is a failure and didn’t impress the Blue Oyster Cult)

111  2019-08-07 by JadenSmithPhilosophy

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Long Island is fucking disgusting

Garbage island filled with garbage people.

Trump country, Trump people.

I am from long island, this is accurate.

"Your done, Hes it."

Look there's a nigger

I love how Joe thinking recycling chords and riffs is a talent.

The dude pointing looks like an inbred manlet Serj from System of a Down

Looks like dsp

I can't believe the level of delusion required to make the argument that the real interpretation of this is Joe should be the permanent guitarist. I really think the next step needs to be to get in touch with this guy and get the real story. And remember, according to Joe, they have all been informed about this place which means he's had to annoy them with his gay private crusade.

That's no "Hah hah, this guy is good, eh?! Looks like he's taking your fawkin spot!" look

Blowseph Moomia on the mic, hit it!

It's definitely delusional to think that after fucking up simple licks, stepping up in front of the front man and all over the lead guitarist that you could convince someone it was a good performance. Trying to convince people the band wanted to bring you on is just weird. We can all see what happened. The band was not enjoying it.

That’s got to be the funniest part too. Not even that they all are annoyed by him but the fact the he has no awareness of the situation that he continues to jam on his guitar like he’s destroying on stage.

“Hey founding member and principle songwriter - you’re outta here! This fat oaf is the new lead!” - Guy who only joined the band in 2007.

This is essentially what Joe “Stupid” Cumia had the audacity to suggest actually happened.

In addition to the pointing and making the cut sign, you can see the look of chagrin on his face right after. I think he apologizes to Buck too. There's not a single expression or bit of body language from anyone in the clip that suggests they are happy with Joe's performance. Even the thumbs up and grin from Bloom is forced.

Poor fragile Joe can't allow himself to see the truth of what happened or it would shatter his ego. What a wretch.

He looks like a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros Movie.

Buck, you're done. He's it.

Look at his fucking face. He's all "into it" oblivious he's making an ass out of himself.

So embarrassing. Special needs guitarist.

Joe's face says it all. Look at the smug fucker knowing he didn't even have to pay for his own gas.

He looks like he's in the middle of chewing his cud.

He was pointing how tall Joe is.