REMINDER: Its totally cool and super edgy to brag about your girlfriend being a "squirter" to a bunch of internet strangers, most of whom are half your age or less.
60 2019-08-07 by SpaceCaseBassFace
Also squirting does not = incontinence.
60 2019-08-07 by SpaceCaseBassFace
Also squirting does not = incontinence.
21 comments
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-07
He thought you'd be impressed by his sexual prowess.
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-08-07
It worked for his height. He's 6'1" if you recall.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-07
Bitch probably had a yeast infection, he fucked her, saw cream and was like "SHE SQUIRTS!"
1 DHFearnot 2019-08-07
definitely
1 killgav 2019-08-07
Happy cake day mr Ross!
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-07
I heard you while revisiting uninformed the other night. It was funny, that time you called that asian lady a cunt.
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-08-07
A rare strategic blunder by the master chess player, Joseph "Literally Retarded" Cumia.
1 Persianschlong 2019-08-07
haha joe "I'm not a pawn" koomyia
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-07
For the record: I've fucked at least 8 squirters, and 4 preggos amongst all the other mandatory poon I get on a regular. Varamyr6-out.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-07
That sounds like you’re a sex addict. Go to a meeting.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-07
That's where I get all the squirters.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-07
Always one step ahead
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-07
Goddam right doggy.
1 johnajapanda 2019-08-07
He also bragged about the whore ex-gf of his that AntH married. He claims she was tight and a great fuck.
1 UnwarrantedArrogance 2019-08-07
Idk I was really jealous when I heard. Its also a hint at the incredible skill joe must have in bed (fucking).
Imagine us losers getting to bang a sun kissed 10/10 blonde bombshell like carol! Nope, just another night of fucking an old baseball glove and Fantasizing about her.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-07
They're both in their 60s. The time for boyfriend-girlfriend shit is decades behind them, but neither one wants to own up to the fact that they had to settle for an ugly piece of shit so they compensate by making it look non-committal. Like it's some fling and they could easily bag anyone else if they wanted to. It's pathetic beyond comprehension.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2019-08-07
I'm afraid it's far worse than that. You see, Carol was married to an honorable and self-sufficient man, one who was gainfully employed and provided for his family off the sweat of his back. Unfortunately he passed away some years ago, leaving Carol with access to a significant sum of money. If Carol were to ever re-marry, access to said funds would be null and void. A certain bovine-eyed welfare queen capitalized on this, as it was a golden opportunity to receive yet another unearned handout. Carol is yet another victim of him and his "pacts."
1 GypsyDishwasher 2019-08-07
AntH's ex Sue was a squirter too. Those Cumias sure have a type.
1 Concho_Pete 2019-08-07
We need a ROTGUT parody of“Age of Aquarius” but change the words to “Age of Incontinence”
1 SpeckofCoppah 2019-08-07
He probably pierced a cyst whilst fingering her with his gnarly nails and thought this slimy residue was her "squirt".
1 senselessdegenerate 2019-08-07
“GUYS, SHE’S A SQUIRTER!”
What are we, friends in high school? You delusional fuck. Why would you share this with the same group of people who you blame for your misery?