REMINDER: Its totally cool and super edgy to brag about your girlfriend being a "squirter" to a bunch of internet strangers, most of whom are half your age or less.

60  2019-08-07 by SpaceCaseBassFace

Also squirting does not = incontinence.

21 comments

He thought you'd be impressed by his sexual prowess.

It worked for his height. He's 6'1" if you recall.

Bitch probably had a yeast infection, he fucked her, saw cream and was like "SHE SQUIRTS!"

definitely

Happy cake day mr Ross!

I heard you while revisiting uninformed the other night. It was funny, that time you called that asian lady a cunt.

A rare strategic blunder by the master chess player, Joseph "Literally Retarded" Cumia.

haha joe "I'm not a pawn" koomyia

For the record: I've fucked at least 8 squirters, and 4 preggos amongst all the other mandatory poon I get on a regular. Varamyr6-out.

That sounds like you’re a sex addict. Go to a meeting.

That's where I get all the squirters.

Always one step ahead

Goddam right doggy.

He also bragged about the whore ex-gf of his that AntH married. He claims she was tight and a great fuck.

Idk I was really jealous when I heard. Its also a hint at the incredible skill joe must have in bed (fucking).

Imagine us losers getting to bang a sun kissed 10/10 blonde bombshell like carol! Nope, just another night of fucking an old baseball glove and Fantasizing about her.

They're both in their 60s. The time for boyfriend-girlfriend shit is decades behind them, but neither one wants to own up to the fact that they had to settle for an ugly piece of shit so they compensate by making it look non-committal. Like it's some fling and they could easily bag anyone else if they wanted to. It's pathetic beyond comprehension.

I'm afraid it's far worse than that. You see, Carol was married to an honorable and self-sufficient man, one who was gainfully employed and provided for his family off the sweat of his back. Unfortunately he passed away some years ago, leaving Carol with access to a significant sum of money. If Carol were to ever re-marry, access to said funds would be null and void. A certain bovine-eyed welfare queen capitalized on this, as it was a golden opportunity to receive yet another unearned handout. Carol is yet another victim of him and his "pacts."

AntH's ex Sue was a squirter too. Those Cumias sure have a type.

We need a ROTGUT parody of“Age of Aquarius” but change the words to “Age of Incontinence”

He probably pierced a cyst whilst fingering her with his gnarly nails and thought this slimy residue was her "squirt".

“GUYS, SHE’S A SQUIRTER!”

What are we, friends in high school? You delusional fuck. Why would you share this with the same group of people who you blame for your misery?