r/opieandanthonyxyz: One time Joe was playing a show at this pub and Carol was sitting up front. Her hideously off-putting and disfigured face was such a distraction to other patrons that she was asked to move to the back in a darker area.

One time Joe was playing a show at this pub and Carol was sitting up front. Her hideously off-putting and disfigured face was such a distraction to other patrons that she was asked to move to the back in a darker area.

38 2019-08-05 by Jim-sucks-shit

Joe also played way to loud and was asked to keep it quieter. At the end he was asked not to return. These coupled with a "weak" Irish coffee (his only payment for the gig) caused him to go on a drunken tirade for the rest of the night. He left and deleted multiple reviews for the place over the next 12 or so hours, both positive and negative. Joe Cumia is a very stupid man and Carol is frighteningly ugly.

6 comments

1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-05

Now, now- you're not being fair to Carol. She also has a terrible smell.

1 Knife_rapist 2019-08-05

The hag just wants to keel over and die already but Joe forces her to piss all over his bovine face because he thinks it's the fountain of youth.

1 ThatNiggaDre 2019-08-05

He also trashed the employees who don't give a shit about him, expected to get preferential treatment on top of a bunch of free food, and was nothing but a hassle for them to deal with and make their jobs harder. He threatened to imagine himself tipping less than he would normally imagine himself tipping and then not tipping. He expects every business he works for to be fine with losing money on him.

1 Christopher_Barton 2019-08-05

Darker areas are where Joe belongs, too. Especially when it comes to water fountains and busses.

1 Kurt_Love 2019-08-05

His back pedaling when people linked it to the bar's account was amazing. He of course lied that he didn't do it just like on peoples court.

1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-08-05

HAHAHAAAA HOLEEE SHIITTTT