Why would Joe and Carol get married?

10  2019-08-05 by EvilDoomedGuy

Both have been shown to be complete degenerates and they seem to be ok with raising bastard kids.

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You see, Carol would lose her ex-husbands insurance scroungings if they did, but lawyers are looking into the 'common law husband' aspect as we speak.

Carol the Unwifeable can’t leave the house during the day in case she bursts into flames.

She's a ginger?

She’s mostly sawdust.

Why buy the cow when you can get the kiddie spit for free?