Hello fat fuck Joseph Cumia

30  2019-08-05 by Layla_Cumia

You are too far gone and lack any self awareness to realize just how fucking stupid you look. How embarrassing you are. That’s actually a great thing because all you’re doing is making it worse for yourself. When your daughter googles you she’s going to see just how fucking stupid and disgusting you are. When her friends google her, she will be linked to all of your buffoonery. They will tease her for that. Like a lot. You know how teenaged girls can be, well when they aren’t being molested by your brother in his movie theater or hot tub. Teenage suicide rates are sky high due to bullying. Carol, your gargoyled face girlfriend can be linked back to your idiocy too. I’m sure she would love for her friends and family to know that she squirts. The lack of self awareness not to realize just how silly you look is astounding. You’re a 65 year old man that is fighting with a group of redditors that love to bother you. People your age are retired and enjoying life, not spending their free time filing false DMCA’s and commenting with emojis. I’m not going to write a whole thing because I know reading is hard for you, but please never change. Keep coming back here every hour. Keep making it so people laugh at you behind your back. And please help us keep attaching your name to a very disturbing google search. You are a gift Joe. When your fat heart finally gives out, you will have spent your last remaining years on this earth embarrassing yourself beyond belief.

9 comments

1  Toss__Pot 2019-08-05

I feel like I should tell you (& this is a seriously weird coincidence), you share a name with JoeH's daughter.

I'm sorry if this upsets you, but I thought you should know.

1  Layla_Cumia 2019-08-05

That is a weird and totally unintentional coincidence. I thank you for bringing it to my attention. I hope it doesn’t bother Joe.

1  ConflictAddict 2019-08-05

also, you're a shit guitarist.

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-08-05

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAtA-kAcygw

1  Christopher_Barton 2019-08-05

Oof, that decades-old Airplane referencing falling flatter than his music career.

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-08-05

Holy shit, this sad excuse for a man has MORE unironic hats and wigs than fucking Chip Chipperson. What's up with all the 'pained blowjob' faces too?

Jesus Christ, I had to tell my lifelong Republican Dad to stop lambasting every shred of Trump idiocy on Facebook because everyone with intelligence is aware. If he posted stupid faces, blowjob mouth, photos of him topless in bed and bathhouses with other topless men, etc. I'd disinherit myself on principle.

1  HuxleyOverOrwell 2019-08-05

More importantly, he is also fat and stupid.

1  fatshamers 2019-08-05

Joe, this is an accurate depiction of your life. It's not that we hate you (we do), but it's objectively true. You can make all the excuses you want (we have no lives, low-paying jobs, live with our parents, etc.), but it's been entirely your fault.

Notice how much shit Opie got for years? He gets no hate here because he moved on with his life, takes care of his family, and doesn't spend his life arguing online. You and your brother threw everything away for an internet addiction.

You and Anthony should just pool your money together now for a joint grave. Your epitaph could read "Both loved to be outspoken. Nobody cared to hear them."

1  RamonFrunkis 2019-08-05

But.. I have a robust social life, on a hot streak with women, have a great company in a fantastic industry making stupid money, have multiple properties, and like to shit post during the work week while being half Joe's age and weight, taller than him, and have an age-appropriate wardrobe not from the Hot Topic "gaymer teen" collection...

How does that all fit in the fantasy world of /u/doxxer100 where we're all 'soft targets'?! HELP ME TO UNDERSTAND SlowBro!