His mouth looks like an asshole.

His bum hole mouth?

Sorry for plagiarising your insult, it was unintentional.

Parallel Thinking

I dont watch other comedians. Never even heard one. We have the commonality of language while we craft jokes so i dont want to steal anything anyone says.

Hoo hoo

I invented "I invented making fun of _ Robin", Robin.

So does the rest of him

Nah, he's a whole ass.

Must be why gay men keep putting their dicks in it.

well nothing but shit seems to ever come out of it

Just like Eric

Layla is a slut

She'll be banging moolies two at a time.

Playahs couldn’t get a game on the court

I've never seen a 'professional' musician try this hard and still look and sound completely awful.

Careful, he might like your songs enough to start a /u/UnemployedOpie cover band.

Drivin' real fast

and havin' a blast

in the Joe Lane.

I'll actively flount

it on my facebook account

Joe Lane

Shoehorned a little

fuck!! you're right. well i suppose i'd better delete this account and hit the rope store

Don't forget a toe trigger just in case.

Isn't Layla a name idiots name their daughters when they want to look cool and like they're in some type of secret classic rock club? I really don't know. I think it's gay. I had a friend who was all about classic rock and making sure to show everyone how great they were because they listened to a popular type of music(name kid Layla also). It's sad when people have no other identity than to latch onto something like this.

Are we on the Night Time Attitude on WBAB ?

People should really watch the performance this pic is taken from. He pulls his top lip up all the way exposing his gums, which is a legit singing technique for certain vocals, but he can't sing worth a shit so it's like he's just going through the motions.

Penis kisser.