Little known fact: Carol is an ancient sumerian infertility god

The treatment when you overdose on Viagra is to watch a video of her masturbating.

Easily confused with an instructional video on how to make beef jerky

show his white sneakers lol

They are my favorite part other than the t shirt under the suit coat. Typical cumia white trash.

Can't tell if that woman is wife material or not.

Well if you enjoy the smell of stale cigarettes, cheap laundry detergent, and dried beer...

I like her expression when he held the door open. One of shock because Joe is a fat fuck Cumia after all so he never shows any kind of chivalry.

What a gentleman opening the gate like that.

More psychological warfare on Joe's part.

If he can herd that eldritch horror through a gate on command, what other nightmares will he conjure if he loses?

she looks like she is getting put into a stable

Thank you for your service. This is the epitome of a worthless fool in public.

That's what that ape considers "dressed up"

Have you noticed that Joe never brings up Carol anymore? No matter what you say about her? Aside from his colossal fuck-up of bragging to us about her being a squirter, I think it's finally hitting him that he's totally insufferable and his only chance at getting ass is to shack up with a wrinkled, god-ugly divorcee who no man would voluntarily get with unless he had no other option. He talks to us like he's the shit when we all know he had to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel to find anyone.