REMINDER: Phimosis is a condition where a deformed and hideous little penis balloons up with piss, and only one's Daddy can help you peel open

4  2019-08-03 by The-Cumia-Prance

3 comments

You guys like how smoothly my title came out?

Pick a tense, stupid

Sams a freak

small orifice

The fact Sam Roberts made fun of anyone in terms of their looks or appearance is just disgusting. This thing was born with a misshapen dick (not unlike Bobo), had to take HGH it he’d end up under 5’ tall, has a bulbous forehead and chiclet teeth, and a beard that looks like diarrhea.

Fuck you, Sam. Your mom should’ve swallowed you.