"60 is the new 40" - Joe the ex crack addict obese unemployed drunk Cumia

32  2019-08-03 by TheWelfareMan

Fool.

9 comments

He's not good with numbers

Felony battery charge is the new misdemeanor charge.

Im pretty sure 60 is still 60

The new 55 at best.

He’s talking about his weight gain

The man's denial has no bottom.

And considering jelly tits Joe hasn’t done anything to alter the way he lives his unhealthy lifestyle, he’s on a faster path to death. His body is probably that of a 70 or 80 year old.

Perhaps even a 90 year old.

Is that his excuse for his current mid-life crisis?