He's supposed to be retarded. Some say his father was idiotic. Nobody ever wanted to listen to him. Nobody ever tolerated him or met anybody that ever liked him. But to hear Kurt Love tell it, anybody could have been repulsed by Bobo. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the Bobo ever pulled was convincing the world to donate to his Patreon.
One story Sue Lightning told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Jamaica, Queens. There were three fags that wanted their own radio show. They realized that to be boring, you didn't need talent or interesting guests or even heterosexuality. You just needed stuttering retards who panic when people impersonate their mothers. After a while, they got their own show and then they come after Bobo. He had giant flabby jowls then, just stealing money and giving it to his cunt sister, they say. They come to his home O&A noon to three, looking for his schnoodle. They find Shannon, Mrs. Bobo, and Mr. Malonagens in the house and decide to wait for the Bobes. He comes home to find his sister raped by Anthony Cumia and mother rolling her eyes. Opie and Jimmy knew Soze was awful, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
They tell him they want him off the air, all kickstarter money. Bobo looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these tranny-fuckers and pedophiles what humor really wasn't.
Bobo tells him he would rather see Rosie and Mr. Maboobicans dead than live another day after this. He lets the blonde with the big dick go, waits until Anthony was fired and Jimmy dead from AIDS, and then he goes after the rest of the staff. He suckles on Lisa Tefft's big beautiful tits. He circumcizes Sam. He tried to ruin Troy's life but realizes Troy has no life. He drools on the carpet, shatters Jimmy's smartphone. He bores the listeners and drives them away in droves.
And like that, he's still fucking here. Unbearable. Nobody wants him around. He becomes an irritant, a spick story that neurotypicals tell their kids at night. 'Buy a Sirius receiver and Bobo Kurlan will get you.' But no one ever really listens to Jim & Sam.
25 comments
1 GroovyBastard 2019-08-02
"co-erced"
It's Bobo, all right.
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-02
Flowers For Bobo
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-08-02
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! YOU'RE FUCKING HILARIOUS!!
1 [deleted] 2019-08-02
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1 DeadWithoutMyDavid 2019-08-02
Book readin is fer FAGS city slicker!
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
Ant has a lot in common with Charley too, like his urge to inspect the filthy panties of an underage girl
1 suirogerg 2019-08-02
How disgusting for Joe to post a doctored version of this original. Imuh-jer can be easily manipulates. Didn’t he teach us that?!
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-02
And i thought he didn't know dick about the internet
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-02
I can't believe Bobo stood up to pedophile-defending tyrant Joe. Good job
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-02
He's loying.
1 ArmchairFabio 2019-08-02
lol
1 PhishInVa2 2019-08-02
Holy shit Joe. What do you have to say about this one?? Now we know 100% FACT that you let a CONVICTED PEDOPHILE into your HOME. 😎
1 TangerineReam 2019-08-02
I-MAH-JUR strikes again.
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-08-02
I'm surprised Dr. Kurlan allowed himself to be used like this for so long
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-02
Agent Bobo Daniels, Retarded FBI
1 revolvingmonk 2019-08-02
SUBPOENA
1 Single_Action_Army 2019-08-02
Joe is so retarded he's apparently the one screenshotting and sharing this
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2019-08-02
Bobo did get on the show more
1 Jungies 2019-08-02
Unclenches fist; drops mic.
1 ElFaporino 2019-08-02
*Slow Show of Bobo Unclenching his Fist, walking away non retardedly and getting into a convertible*
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-08-02
" you don't even look Japanese, Pete. "
1 bigbird911 2019-08-02
Boboyashi
1 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-02
He's supposed to be retarded. Some say his father was idiotic. Nobody ever wanted to listen to him. Nobody ever tolerated him or met anybody that ever liked him. But to hear Kurt Love tell it, anybody could have been repulsed by Bobo. You never knew; that was his power. The greatest trick the Bobo ever pulled was convincing the world to donate to his Patreon.
One story Sue Lightning told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Jamaica, Queens. There were three fags that wanted their own radio show. They realized that to be boring, you didn't need talent or interesting guests or even heterosexuality. You just needed stuttering retards who panic when people impersonate their mothers. After a while, they got their own show and then they come after Bobo. He had giant flabby jowls then, just stealing money and giving it to his cunt sister, they say. They come to his home O&A noon to three, looking for his schnoodle. They find Shannon, Mrs. Bobo, and Mr. Malonagens in the house and decide to wait for the Bobes. He comes home to find his sister raped by Anthony Cumia and mother rolling her eyes. Opie and Jimmy knew Soze was awful, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
They tell him they want him off the air, all kickstarter money. Bobo looks over the faces of his family. Then he showed these tranny-fuckers and pedophiles what humor really wasn't.
Bobo tells him he would rather see Rosie and Mr. Maboobicans dead than live another day after this. He lets the blonde with the big dick go, waits until Anthony was fired and Jimmy dead from AIDS, and then he goes after the rest of the staff. He suckles on Lisa Tefft's big beautiful tits. He circumcizes Sam. He tried to ruin Troy's life but realizes Troy has no life. He drools on the carpet, shatters Jimmy's smartphone. He bores the listeners and drives them away in droves.
And like that, he's still fucking here. Unbearable. Nobody wants him around. He becomes an irritant, a spick story that neurotypicals tell their kids at night. 'Buy a Sirius receiver and Bobo Kurlan will get you.' But no one ever really listens to Jim & Sam.
1 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-02
FAKE MOM FAKE MOM
1 Teddy_Bundyy 2019-08-02
what are you referring to?