Anthony went from having a nationwide radio show and being a rival to Howard Stern to having to use a parody Twitter account and bragging about eating at Red Lobster

149  2019-08-02 by SpaceEdgesDom

Hey Joe, how is his book tour coming along? Nice Sharpies, stupid.

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27,000 to 3500. Hrmph... ! Shuddup.

Try that again in English.

He's trying to say O&A Reddit went from 27K to 3,500 members, and he's taking credit for it. The original sub is over 10 years old and there were only about 3,500 moderately active members at the time it went private. Joe's stupidity on full display again.

sounds like someone didn't harvest enough saliva at Disney World.

Get a life loser

What's that, the adjustment AntH had to make in your allowance payments because he's rocketing to the poorhouse? Doe-eyed moron.

That made me giggle, thanks friend!

What earrings are you wearing today?

brass miniature cowbells that ring whilst he walks

Got a nigga’s ribs hurtin.

We don't do baby noises on this sub!

Joe once stared at a carton of orange juice for 3 hours because it said 'concentrate'

The weatherman said it was gonna be chilly outside so Joe ran and grabbed a bowl

Joe's so stupid, it takes him an hour to make Minute Rice!

joe's so stupid and fat that he's a fat stupid nigger....wait, hold on..

I’m starving. Earl, we got any chili back there?

Fresh out, boss

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Joe Cumia so dumb...

Sosososososo just because you said your 12th goodbye forever doesn't mean you can't reply to threads you aren't even user tagged in within 5 min on a workday?

Paragons of virtue and industry, these al-Qawmia's.

Yet somehow, you're even more fucked with now than you were fucked with then. We've cancelled more gigs, and made you act like a little bitch way more often.

Subpoena

Aren't you on vacation? You have such limited time with your daughter (thanks NY Family Courts) that you should really maximize it with her and not with us, stupid.

When you've never had a job, every day is ' on vacation'

Millions to literally thousands (and I’m being generous here). Hrmph... ! Shuddup.

It just became more concentrated you dumb cow. Moooooooo.

Go cry to the momma you deserted for 5 years, dummy.

What are you doing Joe?

The original sub is still there and you had NOTHING to do with it going private. Any subs that have been banned have been the fault of retards stalking and harassing a nobody, non-celebrity sci-fi writer. Again, nothing to do with you. Stop taking credit for "victories" that aren't yours, you stolen valor, coattails riding, welfare leech loser.

Taking credit for something he didnt do?
You must not know the lead singer of BOC, sibling molester Joe Cumia.

You mean Joe Cumia, like in the space program?!

"victories" that aren't yours

Describes literally every one of Joe's accomplishments in life.

I'll have you know that Joseph Cumia is the FOUNDER of the Opie & Anthony show! Without him, the show would have existed and WE wouldn't exist! Got it, Reddittard?

Mooooo

And yet the sub is just as active now as it was then if not more so.

Why don't you go ask Ant for more money so you can afford to buy a clue?

lol do you just happen to know the number of subscribers the old sub had off the top of your head? Even I couldn't tell you that and I post here all the time.

It's really bizarre how you and your brother are obsessed with numbers and metrics. Subscribers, followers, etc. No one else really cares except for you two.

Well here's a statistic and a metric for you: Layla is going to fuck black guys to spite you.

He doesn't understand that was a 7 year loss of subscribers from when the show was still on the air. I'd consider 3000 ardent faggots are stronger than 27,000 weak or inactive accounts.

He really does care more about numbers because it's the easiest way for his cow brain to work.

What's that, your T count?

Remember when you berated Joe for not calling Anthony our on his pedo predilections? Seems pretty hypocritical, considering you also never called him out, even though you witnessed his pedo behavior first-hand. You saw him finger an underaged girl and you looked away, never to bring it up to him until you had a falling out.

What is it, yer period?

I have it on good authority that you wear diapers.

I've read that somewhere on the internet

Is that a chart of your weight loss you blithering retard?

A) no one who posts here cares B) active members are pretty much the same C) probably 20,000 of those were old/dead accounts, people who stopped coming, or alts. The sub was like ten years old. You really don't understand the internet. Add it to the pile D) This place agitates you to no end. Who cares if it's 3,500, 27,000, or ten million? You spend more time posting here than everyone E) You had zero to do with the sub going private. Zero

F) aggot

TYFYS

I only had at least 6 or 7 dead alts. The numbers aff up.

I'd say 3000+ is pretty impressive considering the multiple shutdowns and the fact that the old sub was almost ten years old and a fan sub of the show.

Still 3400 more than your brother's near-bankrupt podcast "network".

Somehow i don't think that losing subscribers to a subreddit we fuck around on carries as much weight as your brother throwing his career and life into the toilet to cry like a bitch on twitter after a woman beat him up for taking creepshots.

None of that changes the fact that Ant went from SiriusXM heavy weight to staying up all night alone, drinking and looking at pics of teenage girls.

Teenage is generous

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What's this? Are you pointing out the drastic decline of the size of Anthony's audience since he fucked up?

Lol, you literally don't know anything about Nana's business. Her boss Keith thinks you're a fool and a liability to his extortion, and Nana resents you for being a financial and existential drain. Neither has any reason to let you in on the grownup talk.

Ol' Takes-Credit-For-Other-People's-Accomplishments Joe

Yep, the # of sub members went down, much like the career downturn of your pedo faggot brother. Keep eating, joe.

Go to Red Lobster on a Sunday afternoon and there are nothing but niggers. Then again, they will actually be dressed nice, unlike Tony Twoshirts

Are you actually supposed to dress up at Red Lobster? When I was a kid my mom always made me wear a dress shirt there and I always thought it was stupid because it's basically a seafood themed Denny's. Around here they're always full of old people loudly phlegm-coughing.

Never been to one, think I'll hold off for another 20 years.

After you be successful at a raqio career you may afford it

You don't have to dress up brotherman. Last time I went to red lobster for endless shrimp I had on a ruizing t shirt and hat and I fit right in!

Them cheese biscuits tho

Poor people usually make a big deal about going out. Your parents were definitely poor which explains the continuation of squalor from where you sit and idle

Too true, my folks always looked ridiculous going out. They'd dress to the nines and go eat in some shithole bar

Are you actually supposed to dress up at Red Lobster?

Black people go there after Church

The fact that no one else picked up on that tells me we both live in particular areas of the country.

Yeah, I wish I didnt have that knowledge.

My mom made me wear her shoes and dress when we go there

Parking lot looks like an Escalade dealership

Ain't it fun?

N people sure like their red lobster

what they like is the opportunity to abuse the waitstaff

Most people tip horribly at red lobster! When I go there for endless shrimp we always tip the waitress a $20 before we order and that way we get great service. I went with a few pests and we ate at least 50 plates of shrimp!

ate at least 50 plates of shrimp.

Nice accomplishment, fatty.

*they

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Seriously even when they were probably the second most popular national radio show hoo-hoo was still miles above them.

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Go to sizzler it’s better, I mean worse, I can remember

Sizzler still exists?

Not even sure, I just remember when I was a little kid. It seemed like sizzler and the red lobster were the “fancy places”

God damn. That's terrible, I'm sorry.

Yeah well not all of us grew up wealthy. Did I ever tell you about that summer in the Hamptons at my grandmas Beachhouse, we had to drink powdered malk and we took our lunch to school in cement bags. Got a bit of a sunburn too

Sounds just awful. You should start a GoFundMe. There is a lot of wrong there that needs to be right.

Oh literal MalcolmX_InTheMiddle

Ive seen one in a small redneck town. I thought they were all gone but I guess there are small towns keeping a few still running.

There's no reason to go to Red Lobster anymore now that you can buy the biscuit mix at the supermarket.

“Anyone happy about going to Red Lobster is a fucking asshole.” Patrice O’ Neal