Anthony went from having a nationwide radio show and being a rival to Howard Stern to having to use a parody Twitter account and bragging about eating at Red Lobster
149 2019-08-02 by SpaceEdgesDom
Hey Joe, how is his book tour coming along? Nice Sharpies, stupid.
89 comments
1 DOXXER100 2019-08-02
27,000 to 3500. Hrmph... ! Shuddup.
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-02
Try that again in English.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-02
He's trying to say O&A Reddit went from 27K to 3,500 members, and he's taking credit for it. The original sub is over 10 years old and there were only about 3,500 moderately active members at the time it went private. Joe's stupidity on full display again.
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-02
sounds like someone didn't harvest enough saliva at Disney World.
1 tranthasourus 2019-08-02
Get a life loser
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-02
What's that, the adjustment AntH had to make in your allowance payments because he's rocketing to the poorhouse? Doe-eyed moron.
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-08-02
That made me giggle, thanks friend!
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-08-02
What earrings are you wearing today?
1 2Shirts4life 2019-08-02
brass miniature cowbells that ring whilst he walks
1 SamRobertsSucks- 2019-08-02
Got a nigga’s ribs hurtin.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-08-02
We don't do baby noises on this sub!
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-08-02
Joe once stared at a carton of orange juice for 3 hours because it said 'concentrate'
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-08-02
The weatherman said it was gonna be chilly outside so Joe ran and grabbed a bowl
1 SpaceEdgesDom 2019-08-02
Joe's so stupid, it takes him an hour to make Minute Rice!
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-08-02
joe's so stupid and fat that he's a fat stupid nigger....wait, hold on..
1 alt213 2019-08-02
I’m starving. Earl, we got any chili back there?
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-08-02
Fresh out, boss
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1 DentureChamp1488 2019-08-02
Joe Cumia so dumb...
1 RamonFrunkis 2019-08-02
Sosososososo just because you said your 12th goodbye forever doesn't mean you can't reply to threads you aren't even user tagged in within 5 min on a workday?
Paragons of virtue and industry, these al-Qawmia's.
1 YangtzeRiverChina 2019-08-02
Yet somehow, you're even more fucked with now than you were fucked with then. We've cancelled more gigs, and made you act like a little bitch way more often.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
Subpoena
1 Bakersfield__Chimp 2019-08-02
Aren't you on vacation? You have such limited time with your daughter (thanks NY Family Courts) that you should really maximize it with her and not with us, stupid.
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-08-02
When you've never had a job, every day is ' on vacation'
1 OpiesInstantReplay 2019-08-02
Millions to literally thousands (and I’m being generous here). Hrmph... ! Shuddup.
1 JaySchuler 2019-08-02
It just became more concentrated you dumb cow. Moooooooo.
1 chex_and_texlemeneux 2019-08-02
Go cry to the momma you deserted for 5 years, dummy.
1 varamyr6skin 2019-08-02
What are you doing Joe?
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-02
The original sub is still there and you had NOTHING to do with it going private. Any subs that have been banned have been the fault of retards stalking and harassing a nobody, non-celebrity sci-fi writer. Again, nothing to do with you. Stop taking credit for "victories" that aren't yours, you stolen valor, coattails riding, welfare leech loser.
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-08-02
Taking credit for something he didnt do?
You must not know the lead singer of BOC, sibling molester Joe Cumia.
1 d4n4n 2019-08-02
You mean Joe Cumia, like in the space program?!
1 OutlawMemer 2019-08-02
Describes literally every one of Joe's accomplishments in life.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-02
I'll have you know that Joseph Cumia is the FOUNDER of the Opie & Anthony show! Without him, the show would have existed and WE wouldn't exist! Got it, Reddittard?
1 MustFeedNana 2019-08-02
Mooooo
1 SuperTubsPeterson 2019-08-02
And yet the sub is just as active now as it was then if not more so.
Why don't you go ask Ant for more money so you can afford to buy a clue?
1 QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-02
lol do you just happen to know the number of subscribers the old sub had off the top of your head? Even I couldn't tell you that and I post here all the time.
It's really bizarre how you and your brother are obsessed with numbers and metrics. Subscribers, followers, etc. No one else really cares except for you two.
Well here's a statistic and a metric for you: Layla is going to fuck black guys to spite you.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-08-02
He doesn't understand that was a 7 year loss of subscribers from when the show was still on the air. I'd consider 3000 ardent faggots are stronger than 27,000 weak or inactive accounts.
He really does care more about numbers because it's the easiest way for his cow brain to work.
1 TheBlueAwning 2019-08-02
What's that, your T count?
1 LengthyChode 2019-08-02
Remember when you berated Joe for not calling Anthony our on his pedo predilections? Seems pretty hypocritical, considering you also never called him out, even though you witnessed his pedo behavior first-hand. You saw him finger an underaged girl and you looked away, never to bring it up to him until you had a falling out.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-08-02
What is it, yer period?
1 JoeCumiaWearsDIAPERS 2019-08-02
I have it on good authority that you wear diapers.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
I've read that somewhere on the internet
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-02
Is that a chart of your weight loss you blithering retard?
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2019-08-02
A) no one who posts here cares B) active members are pretty much the same C) probably 20,000 of those were old/dead accounts, people who stopped coming, or alts. The sub was like ten years old. You really don't understand the internet. Add it to the pile D) This place agitates you to no end. Who cares if it's 3,500, 27,000, or ten million? You spend more time posting here than everyone E) You had zero to do with the sub going private. Zero
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-08-02
F) aggot
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
TYFYS
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-02
I only had at least 6 or 7 dead alts. The numbers aff up.
1 jokespot 2019-08-02
I'd say 3000+ is pretty impressive considering the multiple shutdowns and the fact that the old sub was almost ten years old and a fan sub of the show.
1 GypsyDishwasher 2019-08-02
Still 3400 more than your brother's near-bankrupt podcast "network".
1 Pud_Suckley 2019-08-02
Somehow i don't think that losing subscribers to a subreddit we fuck around on carries as much weight as your brother throwing his career and life into the toilet to cry like a bitch on twitter after a woman beat him up for taking creepshots.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-08-02
None of that changes the fact that Ant went from SiriusXM heavy weight to staying up all night alone, drinking and looking at pics of teenage girls.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
Teenage is generous
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1 Wa4892 2019-08-02
What's this? Are you pointing out the drastic decline of the size of Anthony's audience since he fucked up?
1 Jung_Skywalker 2019-08-02
Lol, you literally don't know anything about Nana's business. Her boss Keith thinks you're a fool and a liability to his extortion, and Nana resents you for being a financial and existential drain. Neither has any reason to let you in on the grownup talk.
1 The-Cumia-Prance 2019-08-02
Ol' Takes-Credit-For-Other-People's-Accomplishments Joe
1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-08-02
Yep, the # of sub members went down, much like the career downturn of your pedo faggot brother. Keep eating, joe.
1 ScarletNumbered 2019-08-02
Go to Red Lobster on a Sunday afternoon and there are nothing but niggers. Then again, they will actually be dressed nice, unlike Tony Twoshirts
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-08-02
Are you actually supposed to dress up at Red Lobster? When I was a kid my mom always made me wear a dress shirt there and I always thought it was stupid because it's basically a seafood themed Denny's. Around here they're always full of old people loudly phlegm-coughing.
1 Hillarys_Brown_Eye 2019-08-02
Never been to one, think I'll hold off for another 20 years.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-02
After you be successful at a raqio career you may afford it
1 PatBattle1 2019-08-02
You don't have to dress up brotherman. Last time I went to red lobster for endless shrimp I had on a ruizing t shirt and hat and I fit right in!
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-02
Them cheese biscuits tho
1 LvL99BlackMage 2019-08-02
Poor people usually make a big deal about going out. Your parents were definitely poor which explains the continuation of squalor from where you sit and idle
1 Nothing_of_merit 2019-08-02
Too true, my folks always looked ridiculous going out. They'd dress to the nines and go eat in some shithole bar
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-08-02
Black people go there after Church
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-02
The fact that no one else picked up on that tells me we both live in particular areas of the country.
1 Kenn_Kennnerson 2019-08-02
Yeah, I wish I didnt have that knowledge.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-02
My mom made me wear her shoes and dress when we go there
1 JMueller2012 2019-08-02
Parking lot looks like an Escalade dealership
1 toe_trigger 2019-08-02
Ain't it fun?
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2019-08-02
N people sure like their red lobster
1 UhLookHereMan 2019-08-02
what they like is the opportunity to abuse the waitstaff
1 PatBattle1 2019-08-02
Most people tip horribly at red lobster! When I go there for endless shrimp we always tip the waitress a $20 before we order and that way we get great service. I went with a few pests and we ate at least 50 plates of shrimp!
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-08-02
Nice accomplishment, fatty.
1 late_50s_why 2019-08-02
*they
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1 Fugga6969 2019-08-02
Seriously even when they were probably the second most popular national radio show hoo-hoo was still miles above them.
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1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-08-02
Go to sizzler it’s better, I mean worse, I can remember
1 Baracklyn_Cyclonez 2019-08-02
Sizzler still exists?
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-08-02
Not even sure, I just remember when I was a little kid. It seemed like sizzler and the red lobster were the “fancy places”
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-02
God damn. That's terrible, I'm sorry.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-08-02
Yeah well not all of us grew up wealthy. Did I ever tell you about that summer in the Hamptons at my grandmas Beachhouse, we had to drink powdered malk and we took our lunch to school in cement bags. Got a bit of a sunburn too
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-08-02
Sounds just awful. You should start a GoFundMe. There is a lot of wrong there that needs to be right.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2019-08-02
Oh literal MalcolmX_InTheMiddle
1 Skip4play 2019-08-02
Ive seen one in a small redneck town. I thought they were all gone but I guess there are small towns keeping a few still running.
1 JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-02
There's no reason to go to Red Lobster anymore now that you can buy the biscuit mix at the supermarket.
1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2019-08-02
“Anyone happy about going to Red Lobster is a fucking asshole.” Patrice O’ Neal