Rumor: joe Cumia can fit 7 golf balls in his mouth

19  2019-08-02 by TheWelfareMan

30 comments

An additional dozen in his asshole.

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Aww! You beat me to it ya cunt

No, he didn't. You've never intentionally said anything amusing in your life. You aren't in on the joke. You are the joke.

Haha, holy shit guys! SAMCRO Joe's got a sense of humor! He goes along with the bits, just like one of us!

Faggot.

Your mom died alone. That stupid slut had nobody. You're going to die in under ten years. Someone as old and as fat yourself doesn't never makes it to the senior age range. Your fat ass will be walking to your kitchen one day, and you'll feel something in your chest that just doesn't feel right. You'll get weak. You'll loose all sense of energy, and crumble to the floor like the pathetic slob you are.

And we'll all be here laughing.

I had Devonte. He would give me a good anal rogering and then douched my asshole.

u/doxxer100

I won’t be laughing. What are we going to do if Joe dies? This place will be a ghost town.

Nigel Igger will send his condolences

AHHHHAHAHA!!!!! Oooooh my liver!!! Ya killing me!! 60 is the new 40 dumbass.... Everyone croaks eventually, but you sound like the kind of angry youngster that’ll do it on your back, in a hot-shot-nod with a puddle of puke in your mouth and a needle hanging out of your stupid noodle-like arm. I’d love to be the Walter White to your Jane.

  1. Walter White is actually intelligent and accomplished. 2.Can cows get cancer?

Accomplished?!?!? Holeee SHIT McGibbons!!!. The character depicted quite possibly the most deplorable human being who ever lived.? YOU SIR ARE AN ABSOLUTE MORON. As for the cancer inquiry: https://afs.ca.uky.edu/content/could-my-cow-have-cancer

Looks like someone woke up in a manic state.

The golf ball rumor getting out there really has him rustled.

** Still in a Jamison haze from the night before

Easy, girl, eaaaaasy. We'll get you some oats shortly. Just calm down with the caps.

Cute, he even mimics tranthony in his "holeee shit"

He was supposed to be a brilliant chemist who gave up his chance at being rich and famous in his field because of pride. Him being accomplished has nothing to do with the integrity of the character.

How old are you in cow years?

I’ve never done a hard drug in my life unlike you, cow man.

I never thought I'd see the day that you make a more up to date cultural reference than your jittery pedo brother.

60 is 40, 13 is 18, boy is girl, black is white. Everything is topsy-turvy in Cumialand

Hey spittoon joe 😘

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Do you not see the irony in making money playing other people’s music and then filing copyright claims against people who post video clips of you being a buffoon? You’re a buffoon, Joe. The child spit has really gotten to you.

Stop trying to establish camaraderie. I know you're in retard 007 mode and think you're doing sick espionage, but you're not. You're just being a fucking idiot as per usual

You are so fucking stupid.

You can’t go a few hours without us Joe! 😉

I don't think any Cumia understands age.

Your brother thinks 9 is the new 18. Y'all are fucked up.

He can deepthroat a putter