“The thing that bugs me about this creep is that he thinks he’s in show business.” - Colin Quinn

72  2019-08-01 by JMueller2012

26 comments

he has a neckbeard here.

He doesn’t have a neck

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Man, she has not aged well. She went from a 9 to a 4 fast. Rachel McAdams is still a piece of ass though.

you really liked The Parent Trap huh

I thought this is Emma stone. And train wreck Linsey was always way hotter to me

Well Hayley Mills was really cute back then.

And a man of with your username should know.

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How do you have no chin AND a double chin?

his body bends physics

He has a double no-chin.

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What a fucking schlub.

Didn't Norton say he never weighed more than 180 pounds? The thing being clawed by a man hand in this picture weighs well over 200 pounds.

It makes sense when you remember that he's only 5 foot 1

ZERO sexual tension

Look at all those people in the background just going about their day. It’s like they have family or friends to fulfill their lives rather than just obsessing over a celebrity like a 12-year-old girl.

Did he visit her in rehab?

We couldn't believe we were so wrong about a person

At least he resembled a human being when he was fat.

Much like Al Sharpton, Norton looked better fat.

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If he'd ever been strong enough to overpower girls, he'd have been a serial rapist.

He looks more like a cereal rapist or sumptin.

No baby talk