Col’s story about the Worm in Afghanistan

32  2019-08-01 by suirogerg

Apparently CQ and some other comics, plus Norton, we’re performing on New Year’s Eve in Afghanistan, and they were told the show might have to be cancelled due to safety or some shit. Colin and the other comics took it gracefully, respecting the desires of the soldiers and their service to the USA. Jim moped and threw a fit, like a true baby boy, and bitched how “he NEVER missed a New Year’s Eve show!”

This guy is a fucking piece of shit.

15 comments

3  TurningFrogsGay 2019-08-01

Iraq, stupid.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-01

Shit.

1  QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-01

What’s some of them otha violent shitholes we got

Black guy in the very back of the room who doesn’t realize he’s not speaking into a microphone: yemen

1  TacolasCage 2019-08-01

Somaliuh

2  GroovyBastard 2019-08-01

I wish they'd left him over there.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-08-01

I wish they'd gifted him to isis

1  JoeMama2112 2019-08-01

Fake.

1  suirogerg 2019-08-01

Not fake at all. It’s in “The Coloring Book”.

1  JoeMama2112 2019-08-01

That wildly misrepresents the tone and tenor what CQ wrote.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-08-01

Now, is that a real coloring book, brothaman?

1  QadanGoesBallistic 2019-08-01

I’ll never forgive the Taliban for failing to drop a 120mm mortar shell on that hatchling.

1  willfalls2 2019-08-01

Reminder norton once did a Jorge Posada Benefit show for Jorge's melon head son just so he could get a photo with Posada. Threw a tantrum that Posada didn't show up.

1  ellencakehorn 2019-08-01

POSADA KNEW!

1  TacolasCage 2019-08-01

To be fair, Norton has at least done military shit overseas. Unlike Joe.

1  Phkna1 2019-08-01

They should have left Jim there