Sam, the last remaining Australopithecus stepped into the ring to make wrestling history. (A Sam caricature).

85  2019-08-01 by inheritted_allele

16 comments

Great attention to dick detail.

There’s no way it goes down to his knees... even with these kind of proportions.

I like how those audience members are aghast, wondering what foul crevice of the globe Vince pulled this monster from.

Even wwe fans have limits

Absolutely horrifying. Well done.

Samsquatch

It's got the piss balloon and everything.

Sam balloon

Fantastic work

He should replace that embarrassing boondocks afro avatar he uses with this

looks like every wrestling fan

A little generous with the hair, brothaman.

'Lil bit.

I can't decide if his malformed dick resembles an onion or a turnip.

Nice deformed cock stupid. No wonder his wife is crazy for BBC. That thing must smell like old cheese.

I can smell the body odor and urine from here.

I can never forget how Sam does not know how to change a flat.