What an offensive head of hair. You know those pubes are constantly falling out and getting all over the place.

Jess' bull has had to clean up so many scraggly public hairs off his balls. I'm sure he's sick of it by now.

Nice public hairs, stupid.

Lotta fawkin problems on that keyboard.

sniff im just bein honest witcha

I don't think that beard is even real. every time i see it think it looks like it's been badly photoshopped on.

It really is enraging to look at

the worst part of it is that if he got rid of it he'd only go back to looking like a melting plastic Sideshow Bob toy

His hair is literally pubes

that where the opester should be.

Why is his beard nappy like his hair? How black is this mongrel?

Dude has literal pubes for a beard, and is too ducking stupid to trim that shit so he doesn’t look like a goddamn hobo. How unaware can a person be?

A little oil and some balm wouldn't go amiss

While he should have covered that simian top lip, he went way too far with the rest of the beard. It only accentuates his afro's fast-retreating hairline.