What a ugly picture.

Sometimes I feel like my life sucks but then I think about Sam’s hairline and everything seems alright

Works for me too and I'm bald.

These glass-half-full cunts right here. When I feel like my life sucks, I think about how an ugly untalented cretin managed to get a great job all via the scummiest methods possible, then I hate myself even more.

Ya know what duuude ya got your death ya got your leaving your wife and young child without their husband/father. Boom ya got a selfish fat cunt dude.

I say this with no hyperbole, if Sam shaved off his beard and hair he would looks like someone days away from an HIV-related death.

That would be an improvement.

Creeps with Crêpes

A ton, he gained a ton. Limey fuck.

Oi mate he ate too many digestive biscuits, innit?!

'e's off 'avin' too much blood sausage in 'is brekkie!

Looks like a sex offender registry.

That shirt's not actually black, it's just inside Bobby's event horizon.

Beard like shit.

So sam has just been caking his own shit on his face and letting it dry before applying a new layer? Pretty bold choice.