Is this goddamned faggot seriously trying to use the "3rd person" angle?

24  2019-08-01 by YangtzeRiverChina

He better fuckin not be. After all this time, if he actually claims that it's some random person and not Joseph Cumia himself, then he's the stupidest human in all of history.

17 comments

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-08-01

He's just gearing up for his role as The Artist Formerly Known As Brother Joe I his new Prince tribute band "Princess."

1  NickApleas 2019-08-01

The stupid part is that he probably has 10 other alts that we don't know about, but he chooses to respond to everything with the alt that he admitted to being in control of on twitter. If I didn't know any better I'd say this guy is a real hot dog headed son of a bitch.

1  Jungies 2019-08-01

The stupid part is that he probably has 10 other alts that we don't know about

You are grossly over-estimating his work ethic.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-01

Alts aren't work. He's grossly fat because he has so much time for alts.

1  Jungies 2019-08-01

...in the fifteen minutes since you posted that, you got downvoted.

Hi, Joe! Did you see Dumbo?

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-01

He's always here. He probably sends his little brother a bill for his "independent contractor work" here.

1  Jungies 2019-08-01

I like to think Ant makes Joe lisp "Thank you, Daddy" when he picks up his check.

1  NickApleas 2019-08-01

Other way around, Ant is Joe's bitch.

1  Poo-U 2019-08-01

Do you think he files a 1099?

1  NickApleas 2019-08-01

I'm pretty sure /u/ILoveYouJohnnyCakes has several unbalanced individuals downvoting him.

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-01

Here's where we need his posting history from all of his alts if anyone has them.

1  Justsomeapple4 2019-08-01

Brother Joe should really watch War Games and learn the lesson of the movie.

1  Jungies 2019-08-01

He should fake his own death and never be heard from again?

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-08-01

He will not confess to being the person behind his alts. Why? Because he's broken every sitewide rule under multiple alts for years, and his copyright reports are federally illegal.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-08-01

SWIM got swindled by a Chinese guitar manufacturer, can someone help "my friend" out?

1  Twatsmash 2019-08-01

The “stupidest human in all of history” part is a given regardless. I almost envy his lack of self-awareness.

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-08-01

He would always do that on his u/BrotherJoesCunt account