Its tiring work for someone as fat as him

He did say he gets winded tying his shoe.

Yeah, just before he beats up libtards

I thought his shoes were velcro

Is he still fat? I thought he was done with carbs or whatever. Said it was easy! Anybody can do it!

He was right, anybody could say that.

The fat melted off

It's been a hard year of leeching. He needs some time off to chase after children, making them run to their parents, begging for them to spit in his direction.

Taking a break from taking a break.

Taking a 2 week break from his 30 year break.

You would think that summer is prime season for a cover tribute band to be picking up gigs but I guess Joe needs a well deserved break.

Id like to help, he needs some moo time

Milking. His udders are chaffed.

Fighting the libtards, the redditards and the snowflakes takes a toll.

Just like Joe every other week

so so so so so you're saying so you're saying that........COLLECTING CHECKS......is not a real job to take a vacation from?

He's got a sophisticated filter that can separate child spit from water; he's been installing them in all of the water fountains at Disney World.

Taking a Shit into the american dream is is primary gig

Why did Kramer go on vacation?

Because George was afraid of getting Lupus.

Being a Long Island piece of shit.

Getting fucked in the ass at the Apple Ranch.

Theyre giving his udder a rest. Ironic that usually the cow is the one getting milked but joe is milking his brother dry.

/u/DOXXER100, comment?

The farm.

reading reddit 24/7 is hard work, give him a break!

I'm surprised the oaf didn't take a staycation. That woulda been even stupider. Oh wait, he probably does that too all day everyday. Worthless bum.

When you're unemployed, vacations don't mean quite so much.