TIL Reddit "chat" is a thing... and Joe has been sending me love letters for over a month.
17 2019-07-31 by RamonFrunkis
I recommend your check your chat box now! Who knows what misspelled messages from Joe you may have waiting! He PROMISED to post my replies. He also PROMISED at least four times he'd never be back. Either way, unsurprising the Cumias' word is worth less than the carbon dioxide they expel.
24 comments
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-31
Best advice that's been given is DO NOT acknowledge, do not reply, and delete. He's trying to trap people into saying stupid shit to doxx, file reports, and get users/subs banned. Don't take the bait. Ignore him and let him have one-sided conversations like he does with Ron Perlman and Trump. UNLESS he is threatening you and harassing you. In that case, report him to admins/Reddit legal.
3 TheBlueAwning 2019-07-31
Yeah, and don't repost the message because he'll DCMA it.
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2019-07-31
You're permitted to re-post that with the coattails name obscured.
1 TedsEmporiumEmporium 2019-07-31
This faggot site doesn't allow you to post screenshots of DMs you receive on its own platform?
3 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-31
Nothing for me
Happy cake day š šš to my favorite & only reddit friend with benefits
2 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-31
Thank you! To the only person whose Happy Cake Day I'd accept. I'm going to see Once Upon a Time tonight, so feel free to leave my present in a DM ====D <- that's an extra big, uh, smiley face. yeah that's it.
1 TriangleDimes 2019-07-31
Damn that comment ended gayly.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Hurtful after I hit Danny 700 times to defend you but I'll accept it
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-31
You can't say you wanna be just friends and get mad when I fuck other niggas. Come on now
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
It's cool. I can't really compete with them big ol weenies
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-31
How many diseases do you reckon you have?
1 ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-31
Zero
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-31
What if you count mental?
1 Officer_McGrady 2019-07-31
Fuckin nailed her!
1 billdipshitbellamy 2019-07-31
I feel good about that, thanks.
1 therealstinks 2019-07-31
edit 1: wow good thank u kinda stranger
edit 2: wow my biggest karma post ever iād like to thank the academy and most importantly god
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Says page not found bud
You really biffed it this time.
Edit: I was wrong! Refreshing worked but it's awful! Mobile users, don't go near it! It's radioactive and smells poopy!
2 RamonFrunkis 2019-07-31
I would avoid it regardless. Who wants to chat with their reddit friends? If the discord servers and web chat forum taught me anything, it's for only the lonely. And I hope you get Roy Orbison stuck in your head now.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
I love Roy Orbison and your curse came true instantly and how dare you
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Fucking asshole now I have to spend 9 hours on YouTube watching the same 12 Roy Orbison songs over and over
This guy's a fuckin' problem
1 mudpart2 2019-07-31
Handle With Care..Traveling Wilburys is a banger.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
https://youtu.be/TPqZs7Vl_xg
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Goddamn it, he's so good
Saint on Ert
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
If anyone wants to talk about Roy Orbison while we listen to Roy Orbison please PM me