Tell Jim Norton not to take PrEP and then have sex with him. Cuddle up to Norton after the raw pounding you gave him and tell him that you envision being his Nordic princess until the day you die. While lying next to you he begins to think that your big giant delicious cock will be all his until the end of time. Then jump out of his apartment knowing that you just created a puddle of AIDS outside his place of residence.
21 comments
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-31
Strap a bomb to your chest and run into the Jim & Sam snow screaming “Allah Akhbar”
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Nah. Too obvious.
1 iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-31
Who's Sam Snow?
1 feedfatrick 2019-07-31
Fuck me, punchin’ out
1 Dr-Seepage 2019-07-31
Throw yourself off a building and land on a cumia
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
Heh, that was my plan except I was only targeting hipsters
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-31
Take some xanax and put on jim and sam. The combined sedative combo will make you pass out and your heart stops
1 Superbad415 2019-07-31
He said funny
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-31
Oh i thought he said gay and boring
1 Superbad415 2019-07-31
I think standing under a falling piano would tickle someone’s nostalgia
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-31
It's a classic, you're right. I'll take it under consideration.
1 inheritted_allele 2019-07-31
Walk through Compton in full KKK regalia with a bullhorn signing “This Land is My Land”. Perhaps not funny, but fitting.
1 DynamiteThunder6 2019-07-31
A sharp ass boomerang, just throw it and stand still
1 twatto_time 2019-07-31
Bleeding to death by hemorrhoid?
1 Justsomeapple4 2019-07-31
Tell Jim Norton not to take PrEP and then have sex with him. Cuddle up to Norton after the raw pounding you gave him and tell him that you envision being his Nordic princess until the day you die. While lying next to you he begins to think that your big giant delicious cock will be all his until the end of time. Then jump out of his apartment knowing that you just created a puddle of AIDS outside his place of residence.
1 bigbird911 2019-07-31
Shotgun with a toe trigger attachment sitting in a puddle of aids baby boys 🤙🏿
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-31
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1 TyCobbFuckParty 2019-07-31
Whatever way joe cumia chooses to. Because he’ll fuck up somehow and make whatever method he chooses more painful.
1 Hamburger212 2019-07-31
Fiat 500
1 I_Hate_Knickers_3 2019-07-31
Dildo full of acid squeezed up your ass.
After, acid will desolve dildo leaving all and sundry confused and sweaty.
1 Toss__Pot 2019-07-31
get 100ft of rope, quietly tie one end to someone's door knocker & the other end round your neck, get into a car & floor the gas.
It's like a game of 'knock door run', but the person opens their door & follows a rope to a decapitated head near a crashed car with headless driver.
It's a good prank.