This is Joe Cumia's legacy

16  2019-07-31 by billdipshitbellamy

Don't let him rewrite history. The truth must be told and cemented. Joe is not cool, intelligent, or witty. He is, in fact, quite the opposite. And this sub, while oftentimes hyperbolic, is the most accurate account of who and what Joe Cumia is. In the act of defending himself against charges of stupidity, he often does or says something even stupider. Many of us have no direct contact with Joe, we simply observe his poorly thought out responses to problems that are entirely solvable. We've actually explained to Joe exactly how to avoid his online entanglements, but he let go. To be fair to Joe, he has accomplished a great deal with his lack of brainpower. I'm amazed he isn't naked in a gutter right now.

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even stupider

Nice detail, heh.

Subpoena

I checked his facebook page and found out that one of my friends from college is an actual friend of his. He is from Suffolk and must have played with him in some bands or open mic nights back in the 90's before he moved away. I am trying to think of a way to bring it up without letting him know what an asshole I am now.

Send him the people's court appearance then send him some stuff from here claiming you googled his name.

We are in our 50s remember, I prefer to get info. Pretty sure my friend bought coke from him at one point.

Does Joe's debauchery know no bounds? Gypsy scum the whole lot of them

One point last week. Pfft.