To any Jim and Sam interns out there

93  2019-07-31 by AaltonEverallys

If Jim ever comes in sounding congested, like he can’t smell or taste anything, you should exchange his vitamin water or whatever fruity shit he drinks with some Burnetts 100 proof. When he takes a sip and spits it out, you should yell APREL FAHLLS! And then splash the contents of the cup all over him and throw a lit zippo into his face.

25 comments

1  Twatsmash 2019-07-31

Just make sure someone is there recording it.

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-31

world star!

1  2Shirts4life 2019-07-31

Go for Bacardi 151 (as in 151 proof), comes with a flammable warning on the bottle

1  AaltonEverallys 2019-07-31

I was trying to go with a clear liquid like water. I guess everclear would be ideal

1  ImGully 2019-07-31

Spirytus rektyfowani or some shit like that. Polish spirit 91% 182 proof. Actually sold in stores around me

1  dmix 2019-07-31

Could you actually light it with a zippo easily?

1  2Shirts4life 2019-07-31

I was working in a bar about 12 years ago when i served it to a guy and was assured this was true by my boss. Told me not to fuck around with it.

1  dmix 2019-07-31

I like the twist ending when it turns into a serious crime.

1  InnocentChrisKuhn 2019-07-31

No jurisdiction will prosecute it if there is no damage to the studio

1  dmix 2019-07-31

Do you think he’d be more mad at the alcohol or his face being lit on fire?

1  dazzlefloss 2019-07-31

tsss, i dunno man, it's a real tough one, i mean he'll only have to make one phone call about the face-on-fire thing

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-31

You can't get charged for burning worms

1  Crossings_in_mist 2019-07-31

Boy would Jim be hot under the collar! And the rest of his body and clothes.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-31

Luckily he has no chin so the fire would engulf his pigeon chest as the booze rolled down his face

1  boringoneliner 2019-07-31

In the industry we call this a 'bait and switch'.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-31

This would be the funniest shit that ever happened on that pile of shit show

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-31

and then put the fire out with a ball peen hammer

1  Cawdor 2019-07-31

Sick burn

1  TacolasCage 2019-07-31

We need a hot chick to strike up a relationship with him for a while and then serve him home made chocolate mousse laced with rum.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-31

I'm loving this idea. But since he's not really an alcoholic also include an opium based drug in the mousse. We might be able to go fund me this shit

1  throwawawyy2 2019-07-31

Any of you here who live in NY willing to become an intern just to get on air and call them faggots and quit?

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1  TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-31

Such injuries would only bring him and Anthony closer together

1  QadanGoesBallistic 2019-07-31

Imagine the unholy, shrieking, impotent meltdown Jim would have if you poured alcohol on him.

1  AaltonEverallys 2019-07-31

He’d be more pissed before the zippo cause at least the fire would burn away the evil evil booze