Why did Opie talk so glowingly about Keith the Cop on his latest podcast?

9  2019-07-31 by NixingJoe

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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, brotherman. I'm all in with the Opester love but I don't listen to his podcast because it's really, really bad.

You're gonna need to provide a time stamped link.

I second this motion. I'm not sifting through hours of a bunch of middle-aged men dudebroing it up in a bar

It’s the first 10 or so minutes before he replays an old Mark Normand episode. Opes was up early Sunday morning staring at the rising sun, with a hand on his gorgeous wife’s ass, listening to the waves. He got all nostalgic about Homeless Mustard and the vital role Keith played in scouting homeless bums for the shopping sprees. He seemed deeply saddened that the industry destroyed the shock jock because it never understood that the shock jock was the voice of the people and that even objectifying the homeless for a goof ultimately results in raising awareness and overwhelming humanity and compassion from the audience to the homeless. Brothaman has evolved and become wiser as he ages. He realizes the beauty of his prior work. Unlike Stern, he’s not ashamed of his shock jock years and isn’t going to pretend he is like that crooked Jew. Brothaman is proud and marvels at how layered it all really was. What seemed so hateful, crude and rude about shock jockery actually brought so many together in a brothahood of love and laughter.

That was beautiful but it was not a time stamped link. I take this as a personal motherfucking and you will not receive a signed photo.

eww this asshole acts like hes his screenname

You act like a cocksucker. Keep the laughs coming, pal.

Mods ban

Cause the brotherman is above hate speech. Unlike a Cumia who will use a whole rumor to lure a guest who never actually shows up and who's ultimately never fucked Linsy.

because Keith is the only one of them that actually has an income right now.

what's his income? anthony cumia?

Cop pension before 9/11 was about 40 grand. After 9/11, 120,000 and if he gets sued or convicted of pedophilia his pension is protected. He's playing with the house's money, he never got caught. His uncle was Roy D, his cousin was Al, Al had a soul and a nervous breakdown after the books came out. Al was a great guy in a bad circumstance, Keith is a scumbag who trades off old mafia cop crimes for a living. I suspect he is a pedophile also, those fuckers are a tight knit group

why would you even listen to this shit

He admires how badly Keith is making Joe look while Joe is too scared to confront Keith.

It's happening lads. The band is getting back together. Break open the yoghurts.

Opie is the only one that appreciates his memories. Maybe he's paying Keith to tank Tranthony?