When the heat comes down, in this lifetime or the next, and you're standing tall before the man, how will you account for your transgressions against mankind?

10  2019-07-31 by ArmchairFabio

I plan to use the Schumer defense, "It was just a slutty, Republican character I was playing.

13 comments

1  DrCroccer 2019-07-31

I'll just call them faggots, I suppose.

1  ArmchairFabio 2019-07-31

Ahh, The Terry A. Davis defense, well played Sir!

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-31

I'll blame it all on a darkie.

1  ArmchairFabio 2019-07-31

The Anthony Cumia defense, good thinking!

1  GramNightPokemonRed 2019-07-31

I'm gonna say, "God please don't send me to hell for calling that Cumia guy a fag on Reddit, i have evidence that he was an actual sodomite"

I would get squirted, hi five Jesus and everyone would clap

1  ArmchairFabio 2019-07-31

The "Big Bear" defense, Nice!

1  SensibleKeks 2019-07-31

I mean I'm not jewish so what do I have to worry about?

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-31

I'd use the McConnell defense and say I was asslicking a boy paige

1  QuantumDice 2019-07-31

I'd shout, "You're questioning ME? YOU were in charge, I got some questions for YOU!" before being smitten to the fiery beyond.

1  detroitjerkoff 2019-07-31

I plan to shake my golden penis at him and tell him he's been replaced

1  ArmchairFabio 2019-07-31

lol

1  inheritted_allele 2019-07-31

After all the murders, rape, slavery and child sacrifice he’s commanded, I’d be to afraid to tell him anything.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-07-31

I'm a salt of the earth, gentle kind of goy.