Guaranteed that fuck is checking his phone while Jerry drives him to a Starbucks in an awkward silence.

He wouldn’t touch his phone. Say what you will about the worm but he knows how to suck up to a potential coal tail. It’s his only viable talent really

Coat tail faggot.

Ain't no nigger's helping anyone get by.

Dim witted cunt , calling out a typo like you cracked the case. Legitimate grammar police are fucking faggots but you’re even worse. You’re a wannabe correcting faggot

Spelling isnt grammar.

Learn to take a light ribbing, you insufferable faggot.

Doubt. Remember that entire Rogan feature he was on his phone? Midget had to call him out on it.

This happened? When was it?

Like everything with us it was drilled to death on the old sub. Just look up Norton on Rogan if you can sit through either of then

I don't think he called him out. He just gave him a dirty look and on a later show talked about how people on their phones are assholes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_FCV7ld_FY

"I'll be picking Jim up in a rented base model 2003 Chevy Impala because who gives a shit."

When I try to picture that all I see in my head is a BMW Isetta like Urkel drove.

This is the interior of a McLaren F1, I'd imagine it's similar to that.

Vurry good

The car turns up and its Jerry's driver; Jerry FaceTimes in from a phone held by his assistant while he blasts golf balls at a driving range.

He deserves a Yugo

Jerry would strap him to the roof

It should be a Saturn

Or a rickshaw and Jim has to pull it while Jerry sits in the back.

He would be called james by Seinfeld through out and he would take it like a worm

“See Jerry, we have the commonality of language in comedy. Its part of the craft. So your mom died or she was murdered or what?!” (Flails around in the passengers seat blinking incessantly)

God Jims such a faggot

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amwflove.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/the-commonality-of-language/amp/

I'm pretty sure it was a Joe Rogan thing

You forgot all the "uhhh, uhhh's" scattered throughout the interview.

And inhaling audibly in between phrases

"Hey Jer dont you like cocks and smelly feet like me?"

Jer, could you pull over? I have to tinkle.

Worm would totally “drop a half and half gasser” in the car. Or invite Sam at the last minute.

Looks up from phone Can we pick up Mary Jean on the way to starbucks she wants in on the episode? I'll just watch you two drink Jerry, i'm a recovering addict. One day you're drinking a frapuccino and the next you're injecting pot brownies. Hold on I have to call a sponsor. Fart

2 losers with money go figure.

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Clean but stinky.

"Jerry, I like a real meaty pussy. You?"

What's the deeeal with disgusting vulvas?

How wonderful, here comes Jim for some coffee. They'd better get his order just right or else face a big hissy tantrum.

*sissy tantrum.

“Yeah jerry I like a woman to have a little bit of a foot smell. Nothing too bad but a little foot smell can really turn me on.”

“Yeah Jerry, a nice meaty pussy is always nice. By the way, I brought an Ozzy Osbourne cd, mind if I play it?”

Mark Normand will get on it before him

Or Brendan Schaub

Dave Lazlow, co-host of the hit podcast series Nana & The Nobody, will be on that show before worm.

You can pretty much bet that Jerry has no respect for Jim as a comedian. Jerry thinks Jim's act is just shock comedy and lazy

Hes not wrong

Nah that old Jew thinks a job of a comic is to fill seats, not be creative.

Jim doesn't hit either mark

You don't have to think it. He shit on Norton in the documentary Comedian when he told an ether joke.

It'll feature Jerry pausing to vomit after Jimmy rips another gasser through his queer feminine sweatpants.

Jerry would pull up to worm on the sidewalk and say “i said COMEDIANS in cars” and then speed off before jim got a chance to ask to get a picture with him

"not you"

Jerry seems to like Colin Quinn a lot. Jim should definitely act like Colin during the episode.

Shouldn't be an issue.

Would worm have to hire Kenny to open the door and check for sander before getting on?

Is love to see him roll up to fat Bobby and motion for him to get in to fatsos surprise. Only for jerry to drop a “not you” on him tootiom Louis on for a redemption ride

Does Mercedes make a flatbed?

I liked it the way i said it more, but I respect your viewpoint.

TYFYS

Hoping something like this

1:24 if direct link doesn't work

Hopefully he tells the Bob Kelly story and how Seinfeld used to call him "Nor-tone" instead of Norton. Inside jokes always hit.

Don't forget this worthless millenial cunt youtuber has been on, unlike Jim.

Agreed. Watched this one and it was legit not one joke. In real life she’s actually not bad looking prekid to be honest.

I have no idea who the fuck is supposed to be the target demo of hers. Probably just some Jewish psyop or nepotism gone wrong.

She should be on a show called Comedians in Car Accidents.

Juden.

"Caffeine is an addictive stimulant you SSSSSSCUMBAG!!!!!!!!"

Mark Normand will make it on before Norton. Norton’s opener’s opener.

Jerry have normand a shout out at the Met game.

Jerry wouldn’t stand for Norton eating eggs with mustard on his show ...he would make him order a normal breakfast...but that would “mother fuck Norton “

He let Howard Stern get away with ordering a cup of hot water.

LOL sweet Jesus that was so fucking gay. He should have thrown Howie's hot water right in his face just to watch him cry. Stern's "therapy" has faggotized him to a degree that once seemed impossible to attain.

I hope its the first live episode and Jerry locks himself and Norton in the garage in a car for a double carbon monoxide suicide.

I might actually watch this shit show for once if that happened. Hopefully Sam can tag along.

I have aids

You know the saddest thing? He'd actually enjoy having the signed photo of him with Jerry than the actual experience itself.

If he does it I hope he picks up the worm in an Edsel since he loves referencing them so much fucking faggot.

is he really going to be on there? i only watched those when they were free to watch. Seems like Jerry is really scrapping the bottom of the barrel if he's having norton as a guest.

“Honestly, your observations, like for me, genuinely, I mean, I get it, minutiae, it’s funny dude. Small things, that’s where it’s at now. (Blink), AIDS!

Can't wait for Bobby's episode.

Comedians in semi trucks getting coffee

Comedians in coffins getting bypass surgery

"This is a 1991 Ford Escort. It has no power at all, it smells funny and there are semen stains on the seats. No sane person would want to drive this car, which is why I thought it'd be perfect for my guest, noted pervert Jim Norton. Norton is ugly, underpowered, gassy and semen-stained too."

"Jim? It's Jerry."

"Hey Jer, just tugging on my limp mule and watching meaty pussy lip porn on my phone."

"Wanna get some coffee?"

"You motherfucker! I'm a recovering addict!"

I LOL’ed

"What, you never had to suck the neighborhood boys' cocks as a kid? You never picked up a street hooker, fucked her in the ass bareback then discovered it was a man?"

"No."

They’d go to some hipster coffee shop and Jim would get an extra frothy latte with three shots of espresso and then shit himself at the table, while telling Jerry about how he used to suck the neighborhood boys dicks under the guise of “playing a game.”

“I like a meaty pussy...you know Jerry?”

Comedians in Cars getting pegged...

They'd have to change the title of the show to Comedian In Car Getting Coffee.

Seinfeld is a real comedy snob. He almost certainly looks down on Jim for being a sex joke hack and fucking Chip.

Omg the Bobby Kelly tiny sports car bit would literally be the funniest thing I've ever seen. Can we please petition Jerry to make this happen?