To defeat a Cumia you must think like a Cumia

18  2019-07-30 by ILoveWhores69

SPITROAST MY WIFE WITH MY BROTHER, I'M A FAT STUPID IDIOT WHO SUCKS DICK

18 comments

1  ants_ccw_permit 2019-07-30

Care to clarify what you mean by "wife"?

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-30

Ron Perlman body double

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-30

Im guessing someone who is objectively wife material

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-30

What if they’re not wife material?

1  iPadsFromPizzaFace 2019-07-30

Grabbing my sister's tit is coming to mind

1  OutlawMemer 2019-07-30

Visiting Mom sure as shit isn't.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

GUNS GUNS GUNS

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY GUNS?

1  Jungies 2019-07-30

I'm having trouble getting in to the mindset of someone so irresponsible as to leave a loaded firearm in a diner for a child to find.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

That's known in 18 states as The Cumia Shuffle

1  Jungies 2019-07-30

Patting down your pockets and fat folds looking for a lost gun is known as "The Moocarena".

1  Sueable 2019-07-30

Anybody got a cosplaying 19 year old I can have suck me off as I pretend he’s an eleven year old girl?

What’s wrong with the children we got ?

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-30

DUUUUUUUH IM A STUPID FAGGOT DUUUUH

1  inheritted_allele 2019-07-30

Thinking Cumia? I thinks that’s academically termed as a “Cumia fallacy”.

1  no_one_inparticular 2019-07-30

Frankly, I find the idea of a Cumia that thinks offensive.

1  dazzlefloss 2019-07-30

thinking like a cumia is a good way to wind up in prison

1  RealElMaximo 2019-07-30

So my train of thought would just be a never-ending stream of depraved sex acts, cheesy soft-rock lyrics and black crime statistics?

1  mikejmarvin 2019-07-30

Moo

1  tjdon 2019-07-30

Makes sense, currently the main thing defeating the cumias are the cumias.