This ain't got shit to do with this sub but if I must, I'll assert it's sub related because it features black crime and guns. This is the baddest motherfucker I ever saw in my life.

25  2019-07-30 by JoeCumiasFryingPan

32 comments

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

He's got nerves of steel. Never did his heart rate rise. Never did he move quickly or break a sweat. He just plugged some fuckers with no feelings at all.

The guy goes "it's fake, it's fake!" And the dude just goes "oh well. Mine's real."

Then the other guy goes "..am I shot?" And he goes "oh FUCK yeah."

Real ass dude of the century doggie

1  OutlawMemer 2019-07-30

He also could have dumped his clip in them

Not with a revolver he couldn't.

1  c0mposition 2019-07-30

Yeah, we know. He meant magazine.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

Exactly. Gosh.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-30

That dude fuckin ruled. “Am I shot?” “Hell motherfuckin YEAH.” He goes “I don’t care if you die right now.”

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

I really am in AMAZEMENT of bewilderment at that man's incredible balls.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-30

At bewilderment dude... fuck dont you know English?

1  mvcv114 2019-07-30

It's a Joeism, stupid.

1  Dr-Seepage 2019-07-30

Holy fuck are you ever dumb

1  mvcv114 2019-07-30

I model myself after sensei Joe. I hope to be unemployed, playing in tribute band and the getting the frying pan ready for a quick and easy separation.

1  suirogerg 2019-07-30

I know another dude who would’ve handled this shit properly

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-30

Those awful jeans have more of an opening around the ankles than they do the waist

1  of_lower_stock 2019-07-30

He just lays his gun down on the counter? That might be TOO MUCH balls.

1  of_lower_stock 2019-07-30

Oh, that's the fake one he picked up off the ground. I'm an idiot.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

We all make mistakes, brotherman.

That's why pencils have erasers. (Once the checkout lady at the 99¢ store said "oh fuck, I'm so stupid" when she made a mistake, and I told her this line from the Simpsons, and it changed her whole outlook on life. She smiled and thanked me and she had a new lease on life. Please don't tell people how I live)

1  son_of_sams_seed 2019-07-30

You're fucking gay.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-07-30

That fag stores his pencils in the same orifice Ant stores his Sharpies.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

Now now, boys. There's enough gay cock here for you both to have a suckle. Play nice and you'll both get your fill.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

Well don't blanch at it now you tulips! It's already got half a chub on. Get over here.

1  c0mposition 2019-07-30

Holy fuck, that guy lives in the coolest movie I have ever seen.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

This guy gets it

1  late_50s_why 2019-07-30

how antwan imagines what would happen that faithful night

1  JMueller2012 2019-07-30

”It’s the tags. The tags! Forgot to put on my tags.”

1  toe_trigger 2019-07-30

"It's fake."

"Oh well mine's real."

This is how Ant pictures himself. In reality he pisses his pants and pretends he's not black.

1  KPIH 2019-07-30

Ant would have accidentally shot the cashier.

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1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

It's a very difficult situation

1  TARE_ME 2019-07-30

Looks like they filmed it with one of Joe's tripods.

1  niceusernamestupid 2019-07-30

My man then proceeded to help himself to the contents of the register and the 3 guys wallets and phones.

1  JoesGobletofKidSpit 2019-07-30

Lmao they shockingly ask for Newports before the robbery starts

1  mvcv114 2019-07-30

He is so fucking badass, he just leaves his gun on the counter.

1  mvcv114 2019-07-30

The only thing in common with Joe is the bald head. This guy is everything Joe is not. Hay r/DOXXER100, I bet this bad ass gets his kids to school on time and does not right the shoulder in his car.