The Rocket is putting you schlemiels on notice.

0  2019-07-30 by TheRocketRosenthal

Don’t you candy cunts forget that this sub is running on Rocket rules. Now here’s the agenda. First The Rocket Red Glares fatty. Then moo cow. Then any one of you candy cunts who wants a piece. The Rocket is done messing around. If you feeeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

52 comments

1  JoeCumiaDotCom 2019-07-30

Shut up, stupid.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Why don’t you get in line to make me, Schlemiel. The Rocket has stepped in better pieces of shit on his expansive ranch. So step in the ring, and feel the heat of The Red Glare. It’ll only hurt until the paralysis sets in. If you feeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

1  gaykentuckypride_yay 2019-07-30

hey faggot when you moms box that means you gtfo. i saw that shit, it got zero replies nobody gave a fuck.

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go kick rocks

1  aRTie02150 2019-07-30

I'm going to be honest. It's been a few months, I still get this rocket bit.

1  lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-30

I'm in. I've had to refrain from creating an alt to take him on. And I'm a working lawyer

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

We're really corrupting you

1  Layla_Cumia 2019-07-30

Go sperg out in the wrestling sub with the other fat tubs of shit.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Fat? The Rocket is 240 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. The Rocket is space age, friend. So step in the ring and see what your candy cunt can do against this modern marvel of a man. If you’re lucky, The Red Glare will rob you of consciousness before the seeding pains shoots through your nerves. If you feeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching

1  NickApleas 2019-07-30

First The Rocket Red Glares fatty. Then moo cow. Then any one of you candy cunts who wants a piece.

Roger that, I hear ya loud and clear.

1  Persianschlong 2019-07-30

Launch it up yurraaassss

1  JimsJarOfMustard 2019-07-30

I don't know what this means.

1  Layla_Cumia 2019-07-30

His autism is acting up.

1  shickadantz 2019-07-30

The Rocket ain’t fawkin’ playin’!

1  drudrudrudru 2019-07-30

Who are you?

1  Layla_Cumia 2019-07-30

A faggot.

1  Toss__Pot 2019-07-30

has The Rocket been drinking?

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

I'm sorry to contradict you Mr. The Rocket, sir, but I'm actually a schlimazel, sir.

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-07-30

TheRocketRosenthal is a coprophilic pedophile.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

Shut up, Ichise

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-07-30

I'm DentureChomp1488, Colin Flaherty's biggest fan. I'd tell you if I were Ichise8, genuinely.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-30

Is Colin flaherty that guy Ronnie B was gonna 2 piece?

1  PhishInVa2 2019-07-30

Chocolate hellhole

1  DentureChamp1488 2019-07-30

No. He wouldn't dare. When Colin said "Guess I forgot to laff *chomp" 'Ronny B' shut his mouth for the king.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-30

What you're not a fan of the fellas and the lovely ladies?

1  ElFaporino 2019-07-30

You mean "make Ron eat a two piece"?

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-30

Nah, he's right this time.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-30

I'm incapable of admitting that sir

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-30

Understandable

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-30

Houston, we have a problem. From your number 1 Rocketeer, love you Rocket

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Love you too, Rocketeer.

1  CrapskiMcJugnuts 2019-07-30

Ram that rocket up your sizeable poopchute and take video or gtfo

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-30

Shoo Jew Shoo.

1  Turbo-tommy 2019-07-30

Sounds like rocket Rosen-fail to me.

Burn

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Excuse me, what is your name?

1  Turbo-tommy 2019-07-30

Turbo Tommy Turblinski bud, the fastest driver to come out the Israeli racing scene and don't you forget it.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

1  Turbo-tommy 2019-07-30

Tell that to trophy engraver who knows my name by heart bud. Tommy's been taking home the hardware while you're just talking smack to the few who still listen.

1  Popblawo 2019-07-30

Oh shit!

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-30

This just might be the worst bit ever.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Step in the ring, Danny boy. My gelt vs. yours. A match for the whole magilla. I’ll make your guitar hero beat down look like a children’s party. And when I have you beaten, and you’re kvetching about all that the Rocket has done to you. I’m going to look up to the sky, just before I hit you with the Red Glare, I’m going to look up and say “this one is for you, Steve C.” Then, Daniel, The Rocket just might make you humble.
If you feeeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...Is launching.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-30

The only thing the Rocket is launching is a failed bit.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Then why are you taking about me? Why is your mind abuzz with thoughts of The Rocket Red Glaring through your head? I’ve been the O+A sub champ. I was the last champion. I retired that belt, Dan. I did. Then I took to the rafters. Now I’m back, and it is all you people can think about. All that you can talk about. You pop in here every once in a while to try to get people on your side. You now think that insulting the Rocket is going to ingratiate you to them. No dan. As time goes on they will all convert, they always do, they will grow to love The Rocket more and more, they always do. And you will wear thin, and disappear then reappear. You always do. Never actually satisfying whatever need you have that brings you here. I’m here. And as long as you are here, you are playing by Rocket Rules. Don’t like it? Step in the ring at the next Ppv, If you feeeeeeeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

1  TheBlueAwning 2019-07-30

I'm so glad you typed all this out only for me not to read it.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Oh you read it, Dan. The Rocket knows you looked through his history too, to try to find something to discredit The Rocket. It isn’t there, schlomo. Anywho, you were just as subversive as Sam, how come you didn’t get a show from Sirius xm? I bet that schlemiel is making six figures. I mean sure, sam’s show is dreadful, but you could put together an equally dreadful one, right? If you feeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

1  George_W_Kush_911 2019-07-30

You’re Joe Cumia level awful and Sam level funny. Fuck off faggot.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Nothing funny about the Rocket. The Rocket is as serious as your moms 5 o’clock shadow. why don’t you step in the Ring with the Rocket? The summer of The Rocket is upon us, and he’s looking for some shmucks to beat down. If you feeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.

1  yevyoyevyo 2019-07-30

Somebody's talking like they want the red glare

1  ElFaporino 2019-07-30

Aside from being a Jew

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2019-07-30

Not gonna lie. I hoped you were dead. But I'm glad you survived.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS

1  TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2019-07-30

I don't like that people are downvoting Attitude Era Rocket. It also breaks my heart to see people upvote Danny Ross.

You all got lost.

1  TheRocketRosenthal 2019-07-30

Abe, forgive them, for they know not what they do. Your loyalty is treasured, my friend. They will come around. If you feeeeeeeel...what The Rocket...is launching.