Why wasn't joe Cumia ever offered a job at his millionaire brothers company?

41  2019-07-29 by TheWelfareMan

Is he incompetent?

19 comments

Guaranteed JoeH will be here saying he was offered a position, but decided not to take since he “didn’t have to” and wanted to “focus on his music.”

...focus on his music

So why hasn't he done that yet?

Because he doesn’t HAVE to, his TRIBUTE BAND is enough to be a FULL time job. 😎

Yet he tried to start like three podcasts over the years. It must suck for such a tall guy to be stuck in his little brother's goblin babushka shadow.

Nana really stood on the shoulder of a giant to become as successful as he did...

I'm sure Joe is paid in some capacity as part of his and his brother's money laundering to dodge the IRS and child support payments. Joe composed the opening theme for Anthony's shitty show. I don't know if it still plays every show since I don't torture myself by watching that dreck.

Child spit.

Because he doesn’t HAVE to, his TRIBUTE BAND is enough to be a FULL time job. 😎

I'll bet it was all that crooked Keith The Cop's doing. Anthony probably wanted to let Joe be the producer and Keith stepped in and threatened Anthony with blackmail and forced him to give the job to him instead. Anthony also probably wanted to up Joe's allowance from 60k to 120k and Keith put a stop to that too.

Keith just has so much dirt on poor Anthony that he's helpless and unable to defend himself. He just a vulnerable, frail old man and Keith is using him and bleeding him dry.

You know, if my younger brother was being abused by someone like that I would step in and do my big brother duty by putting a stop to it. I'd protect my baby boy. And he'd probably love me so much for doing it, and be so grateful that he's shower me with large sums of money and fancy gifts for the rest of our days.

But that's just me though. It's not like Joe would ever do something like that...

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Why spoil an outstanding media empire with the addition of a third moron who’s schedule would likely clash anyway.

Because he's Fredo

Fredo was a lovable incompetent.

If you got 60k a year to not do shit, would you try to work for it? Yes, because you’re white, but you get the point.

  • No discernible skill set
  • Gets ample allowance
  • Cannot wake up prior to noon
  • Busy starting his own podcast empire

Best case scenario, they wanted to diversify.

Joe Cumia makes Gob Bluth look like Lee Iacocca.

Probably has a no-show job on the books, 'cause you know, they saw it on The Sopranos.

Wouldn’t shock me if he is listed as an employee of Anthony to make the gift/promise/extortion Joe gets is somewhat legal, and he shows income to the feds.