SHE IS NOT WIFE MATERIAL!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU

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SHE’S A SQUIRTER!

Two things:

1. The Cryptkeeper is also a lazy welfare queen like Slow Joe. She lives off of payments from her dead husband’s estate. She’s scum just like him.

2. She is not his wife. A very wise woman often reminds us that she is NOT wife material.

Thank you. I've had enough of this why do I gotta spell it out for them every single time?

And if I'm not mistaken, those payments cease the second she marries again. Or something to that effect??

Surely he counts as a 'common law husband', what would the insurance company think about that? Still pay her?

and he drinks kid spit.

Imagine being not just a grown man, but a senior citizen, and having to explain to people that you collect an allowance from your little brother.

Imagine not marrying your ossified gf because she'll no longer get to be a welfare queen, just like you.

Imagine both of them explaining their grifter ways to people when they are asked about why they won’t wed.

Imagine bragging to a collection of autistic trolls that's your 2/10 gf pisses herself when you finally inject enough testosterone to get an erection once every two months

You think she can do better?

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