Marriage is the nail in the coffin of any promising comedian

Yes. But divorce makes that same man funny again. Still holding out for the Burr divorce.

Segura was never funny, regardless of marital status

I'd like to give that chick a sensual face fucking.

You romantic, you

Otherwise known as Bakersfield anal

and his wife sucks too.

nah.

A few years ago I got an internship at All Things Comedy network, because I really wanted to get a job in podcasting or talk radio somewhere. The first show they assigned me was Your Mom's House, and it was so bad I couldn't even finish one episode. I told the guy who was handling me, fully aware that I might lose any shot at getting a gig there, that I could not possibly listen to this show every week to work on it. It was that fucking bad. (Luckily he transferred me to Dean Delray's show. Segura and his wife are so dreadfully unfunny it's nauseating)

Another thing I don't like about Segura is he talks about shitting all of the time. It's gross. We get it, you're fat, eat a lot and shit a lot.

what did they make you wear? a plaid shirt, fake eyeglasses and a baseball hat with a flat brim off to the side?

Yeah, his wife and him constantly talk about farting on each other, or shitting in front of each other. It's fucking disgusting, they're like two trailer trash slobs. I love when other comics go "you and your wife are hilarious together," which they only say if he brings up her name, oddly enough.

His stand up isnt bad. That 48 hours bit is solid imo

Tom Segura is millennial dad humour. he can seem funny in a room with bart krishna, rogaine, airy schaffer but thats only cause the bar is so fucken low

Lol misspell some more names that's a good bit, stupid

Wow that made me want to dig my eardrums out with an ice pick.

His podcast is shit

I just watched his Netflix special and it was absolute dog shit. The guys is a pandering moron. How is he considered a comedian?