But when my girls birthday fell right around the time dumb Jim's book Happy Endings came out, my wonderful but misguided girl asked me to buy it for her.
So I did. The Barnes & Noble librarian was shocked and confused by my request but I made it happen.
She must have read 11 pages of that bullshit before she suddenly forgot about it and never mentioned it again.
"I'm just saying she's been the governor and has conservative-"
"DUUUURH- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VALUES DUUUUDE"
"right, well people who want to vote for republicans-"
"*turns him down* well that's not what I want, and clearly that supersedes what an actual voter says"
classic Anthony yelling over a caller like he’s a big tough man...he learned that from his deadbeat alcoholic father. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
He is a nobody, now more then ever, as wasting away in a Long Island McMansion numbing himself with Xanax and 30+ beers a night
remember when he used to give a beating to Lady Di about sitting at home and drinking beer alone...that’s him now until he dies...
I am glad Mel willing we will get to see all these fags die. I could only make it in that video before turning it off is when TrantH started with the "How about now how about now how about now" and "dude we gonna lower you mic and the great jimmy impression comes on." fucking awful.
To be honest 30+ beers a night in a mansion ain’t so bad. But not when you’re a fuckin cumia dickwad with an egg up your ass. Cancels all the positives out
Jim started calling the caller jealous after he mentioned Ant's ex Jill. I do that sometimes as a joke but Jim meant it. It's the most grade school insult ever, it's what mother's tell an unlikeable child.
When the caller's point was to point out that the one time Ant had an attractive, but age appropriate girl, he fucked it off by smuggling some teenager into his closet. The caller wasn't fawning all over Jill like they made it seem, he was only citing her as the lone example of a "normal" relationship for Anthony and how he quickly extricated himself from it in favor of his Daddy relationships. I think the guy accuses Ant of seeking out damaged young women. This caller lands so many blows amidst his retarded points it is hard to keep up.
maybe he's the "normal one" which i doubt, who knows wtf is going on in his life, Opie comes across like the biggest hypocrite out of the 3. But he was by far the least entertaining on the air.
I'll jump in the downvote train by saying this, while Anthony and Jim are scums in life, the Opester's job was just to lob shit at Jimmy or Ant, his inflated "I could do something else" radio persona would be fucking seething at a call like this towards him, he really wondered why the 2 conspired against hin
because he was such a bore on the air, he tried justifying his paycheck by acting like "the boss" he sucked up to the bosses at XM and tried doing the same at Sirius. Nobody likes a fake boss.
To be fair, Anthony's image as the cool boss (of the two) kinda faded with interns saying he had pompous rules like not looking at him in the eye or something.
Yeah, the guy had him busted dead to rights. Jimmy likes to fall back on "best selling author by category, but wtf does that mean as relates to sales??? Jimmy sure as fuck knows but doesn't want to tell.
The caller points out the book is drivel and only hard-core O and A bought it out of loyalty.
There are times when Dan doesn't come across that great. But his breakdown of Ant and Jimmy is very good, and very well informed so you can tell he listens.
When he tells Jim he is a shit author and needs to stop referring to himself as an author and "stick to CD's", that was great. And again, he had purchased Jimmy's first book and read it, therefore gave EXAMPLES as to why the book sucked.
He says Ant dates "young women, but they are basically children" and says Ant is a lonely pedo.
Opie said it best, this Dan has some home-runs... Of course Norton denies it out of hand because he's a resentful, delicate little flower.
The way they shout over Dan is infuriating and extremely telling.
42 comments
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
Real talk my guys
Real shit
She didn't know any better
She didn't know Jim was a worthless buffoon.
But when my girls birthday fell right around the time dumb Jim's book Happy Endings came out, my wonderful but misguided girl asked me to buy it for her.
So I did. The Barnes & Noble librarian was shocked and confused by my request but I made it happen.
She must have read 11 pages of that bullshit before she suddenly forgot about it and never mentioned it again.
What a stupid bitch.
1 Layla_Cumia 2019-07-29
Post pics of her butthole.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
Nah she'd probably be cross with me if I did
1 AmberBeard 2019-07-29
Don't want a row, do ya?
1 ElFaporino 2019-07-29
"I'm just saying she's been the governor and has conservative-"
"DUUUURH- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR VALUES DUUUUDE"
"right, well people who want to vote for republicans-"
"*turns him down* well that's not what I want, and clearly that supersedes what an actual voter says"
1 MonsterSteve 2019-07-29
Sounds like Dragon Wagon
1 satanssockpuppet 2019-07-29
It's hilarious to hear Tony Two-Shirts claiming he has "conservative values". He does...on Twitter...but not so much in reality.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-29
He does in reality too. Conservatives love "grab em by the pussy" values.
1 fawwkyeah 2019-07-29
Imagine e actually thinking like this
1 Phkna1 2019-07-29
That's a faggot. Don't touch it. You can't get that shit off of you.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-29
I hate the right wing predominance around here, but hate those awful Cumia brothers more. Carry on
1 FatFaggotSpaceEdge 2019-07-29
You're both going to Hell for being niggers.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-29
But I don’t want to be a knee-goo
1 AntsFailingCareer 2019-07-29
Cuck.
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-29
Uh, 2017 called, they want their word back. Got 'em!
1 snargfursk 2019-07-29
Fucking nailed him dude
1 praise_st_mel 2019-07-29
I know, right?
1 TheMaestro2 2019-07-29
classic Anthony yelling over a caller like he’s a big tough man...he learned that from his deadbeat alcoholic father. Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
He is a nobody, now more then ever, as wasting away in a Long Island McMansion numbing himself with Xanax and 30+ beers a night
remember when he used to give a beating to Lady Di about sitting at home and drinking beer alone...that’s him now until he dies...
1 Nah_Ming 2019-07-29
You're just jealous because he's having FUN!
1 UnemployedOpie 2019-07-29
Perfect night!
1 GloryHolejoeH 2019-07-29
I am glad Mel willing we will get to see all these fags die. I could only make it in that video before turning it off is when TrantH started with the "How about now how about now how about now" and "dude we gonna lower you mic and the great jimmy impression comes on." fucking awful.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-29
That caller Dan must have enjoyed Anthony's fall.
1 DasterdlyDutch 2019-07-29
To be honest 30+ beers a night in a mansion ain’t so bad. But not when you’re a fuckin cumia dickwad with an egg up your ass. Cancels all the positives out
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-29
When I listen to old Lady Di bits it is impossible not to see the connection to what Ant has become.
1 telemecanique 2019-07-29
is Anth joining the navy too?
1 LengthyChode 2019-07-29
Jim started calling the caller jealous after he mentioned Ant's ex Jill. I do that sometimes as a joke but Jim meant it. It's the most grade school insult ever, it's what mother's tell an unlikeable child.
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-29
When the caller's point was to point out that the one time Ant had an attractive, but age appropriate girl, he fucked it off by smuggling some teenager into his closet. The caller wasn't fawning all over Jill like they made it seem, he was only citing her as the lone example of a "normal" relationship for Anthony and how he quickly extricated himself from it in favor of his Daddy relationships. I think the guy accuses Ant of seeking out damaged young women. This caller lands so many blows amidst his retarded points it is hard to keep up.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-29
Based Lynn calling Jimmy a dry drunk nearly made him cry on air. That's another good'n.
1 Tashter 2019-07-29
Jim The Faggot saying “Conservative laai-dee!!!” over and over and over is so fucking infuriating. I hate him almost more than Sam.
Angry fat little lonely faggot.
I hated fat little angry Jim and I hate new aids-ridden fat-thin gray haired buzzcut faggot Jim.
1 absultedpr 2019-07-29
Jim looks like a middle aged lesbian now. I’m waiting on his “I was roiped” material. Woke Jim is the fucking worst
1 Frequent2001 2019-07-29
maybe he's the "normal one" which i doubt, who knows wtf is going on in his life, Opie comes across like the biggest hypocrite out of the 3. But he was by far the least entertaining on the air.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-07-29
I'll jump in the downvote train by saying this, while Anthony and Jim are scums in life, the Opester's job was just to lob shit at Jimmy or Ant, his inflated "I could do something else" radio persona would be fucking seething at a call like this towards him, he really wondered why the 2 conspired against hin
1 Frequent2001 2019-07-29
because he was such a bore on the air, he tried justifying his paycheck by acting like "the boss" he sucked up to the bosses at XM and tried doing the same at Sirius. Nobody likes a fake boss.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-07-29
To be fair, Anthony's image as the cool boss (of the two) kinda faded with interns saying he had pompous rules like not looking at him in the eye or something.
1 Synysterpillow 2019-07-29
"I would tell you how many books I sold if I knew, honestly"
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-29
Yeah, the guy had him busted dead to rights. Jimmy likes to fall back on "best selling author by category, but wtf does that mean as relates to sales??? Jimmy sure as fuck knows but doesn't want to tell.
The caller points out the book is drivel and only hard-core O and A bought it out of loyalty.
1 DentureChamp1488 2019-07-29
The Irate Gamer, Chris Bores, was once the top rated comedian on YouTube - by category.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-29
Dan rules. He snapped and finally had enough. Bring up Anthony's lecherous behavior and his "sick, twisted soul" hahaha
Opie steering the ship to loff island in this one
Thanks for sharing
1 lawyerherelistenup 2019-07-29
There are times when Dan doesn't come across that great. But his breakdown of Ant and Jimmy is very good, and very well informed so you can tell he listens.
When he tells Jim he is a shit author and needs to stop referring to himself as an author and "stick to CD's", that was great. And again, he had purchased Jimmy's first book and read it, therefore gave EXAMPLES as to why the book sucked.
He says Ant dates "young women, but they are basically children" and says Ant is a lonely pedo.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-29
Opie said it best, this Dan has some home-runs... Of course Norton denies it out of hand because he's a resentful, delicate little flower. The way they shout over Dan is infuriating and extremely telling.
1 Phkna1 2019-07-29
Irony, thy name is Cumia. And Jimmy apparently took this personality off like a suit and hung it in his closet when he didn't need it anymore.
1 I-steal-vape-pens 2019-07-29
*personality off like a wormy skin