Hey Faggots, My name is Joe, and I hate every single one of you.
21 2019-07-28 by ILoveWhores69
Hey Faggots,
My name is Joe, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life internet terrorists who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Cease and desist! Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? So so so I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than when Anthony forgets to give me my allowance.
You guys don't bother me at all! Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the 2U team, and play in world-famous tribute bands. What instruments do you play? What girls do you see other than he ones in "beefer threads"? I also drive in the Joseph lane, and have a banging hot GIRL (She just pissed herself; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
5 comments
1 suirogerg 2019-07-28
C&D!
1 NortonsGapingAsshole 2019-07-28
Sons of anarchy is Unwatchable!
1 Holdontoyabutt 2019-07-28
We did it for the lulz
1 dazzlefloss 2019-07-28
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you libtard bitches? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the 82nd Airborne, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Soviet potato silos, and I have over 300 confirmed peels. I am trained in bovinae warfare and I'm the top jumper in the entire US armed forces. You are all nothing to me but just another bunch of redditards. I will wipe you all the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about me over the Internet? Think again, fuckers. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pests across the subreddit and your IPs are being traced right now so Panera better prepare for the storm, maggots. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your lives. You're fucking dead, kids. I can be on any subreddit, anytime, and I can dox you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with Ctrl+Alt+Del. Not only am I extensively trained in the culinary arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps Food Service and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable asses off the face of the continent, you little shits. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" posts were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongues. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiots. I will shit fury all over you and you will all drown in it.
You're fucking dead, kiddos.
1 ILoveWhores69 2019-07-28
Vurry guud