She seems like a fairly intelligent, educated, structured, logical, linear thinker, so she can write scripts. She treats comedy like a mathematical equation to be solved. So she writes bits and scripts and knows where punchlines are supposed to be and how to use gestures and cutesy voice inflections into cueing audiences into thinking something funny is about to happen even nothing funny or creative is being said. There’s nothing naturally funny about her. It all comes off like the essays of an Adderrall addict.
Right place, right time. She did her act at the Comedy Store back when Tommy Morris was the manager. Notoriously corrupt; he could be bribed with weed and presumably pussy. He’d elevate comics to paid status and Whitney was one of them. From that point, she ticked the right boxes for talent scouts, regardless of the weakness of her material.
19 comments
1 big_box_of_sharpies 2019-07-28
Looks a little like a bovine cross
1 BananasAndBlow1976 2019-07-28
She also wants to fuck Joe Rogan. Someone should tell her she's barking up the wrong tree.
1 OpieIsUnemployable 2019-07-28
Are you saying this Rogan fella is gay?
1 detroitjerkoff 2019-07-28
Maybe she's a he?
1 Skyfryer 2019-07-28
He wishes.
1 AIIenRicketts 2019-07-28
or barking down as it were
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-28
She wants to fuck Rogan? I didn’t know her pussy could be used for anything other than professional gain.
1 faggitony 2019-07-28
Who'd even be afraid of an AI that's a girl?
1 Separate_Possibility 2019-07-28
Jimmy would fuck that in a heartbeat.
1 mvcv114 2019-07-28
I have no standard so I would too.
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-28
Nice plastic surgery stupid!
1 TR4UM4T1Z3D 2019-07-28
If you're a pretty white girl u basically can have any Hollywood career you want
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-28
Plenty of failed actresses who are much prettier then her. It’s about making the right connections and sucking enough dick to keep your career.
1 OpieIsUnemployable 2019-07-28
She seems like a fairly intelligent, educated, structured, logical, linear thinker, so she can write scripts. She treats comedy like a mathematical equation to be solved. So she writes bits and scripts and knows where punchlines are supposed to be and how to use gestures and cutesy voice inflections into cueing audiences into thinking something funny is about to happen even nothing funny or creative is being said. There’s nothing naturally funny about her. It all comes off like the essays of an Adderrall addict.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-28
she's at least a standard deviation smarter than Amy Schumer but her humor is still pretty formulaic, which is perfect for sitcoms
1 AlanSmithee23 2019-07-28
She had a sitcom. It was a big failure.
1 Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-28
she also created that '2 Broke Girls' show, she's got almost 200 writing credits
1 TurningFrogsGay 2019-07-28
Right place, right time. She did her act at the Comedy Store back when Tommy Morris was the manager. Notoriously corrupt; he could be bribed with weed and presumably pussy. He’d elevate comics to paid status and Whitney was one of them. From that point, she ticked the right boxes for talent scouts, regardless of the weakness of her material.
1 Popblawo 2019-07-28
Who?