Why did Blue Oyster Cult want Joe off the stage?

20  2019-07-28 by ILoveWhores69

  1. He was ruining the songs with his below average guitar skills and embarrassing the band in general
  2. He smelt like shit, piss and other old man smells because he clearly doesn't shower. The smell was too overpowering & eye watering for the band to continue playing in the miasma that accompanies Joe wherever he goes
  3. He was looking at little girls (<13 yr. olds) in the crowd and winking at them while playing, he also asked a 5 year old girl if she wanted to go back to compound east before the show. BOC were uncomfortable with his obvious pedophilia
  4. All of the above
18 comments

1  SibHashian13 2019-07-28

  1. He was too talented and his guitar playing was exposing the lack of talent the rest of them had.

1  CumpoundMedia 2019-07-28

Where did that Ichise8 character go? I always enjoyed scrolling down and seeing his Opie is a pedophile bit.

1  hormoneAbusingFreak 2019-07-28

Yeah well I miss knickers the fucking pirate

1  titbiggers 2019-07-28

I was in a thread where he got banned.

1  Kurt_Love 2019-07-28

Too much star lead guitar muscle memory

1  ConflictAddict 2019-07-28

There's no reason to invent other reasons. They wanted him off the stage because he's a below-average guitarist, nowhere near being in their league. In addition to not playing well, he showed a complete lack of class by trying to upstage the lead player.

It looked like he was enjoying himself. For his sake, I hope he did. He'll never have another opportunity like that again.

1  ILoveWhores69 2019-07-28

Wrong, the answer was 4.

1  Smurfboy82 2019-07-28

The question is; who would actually want Joe onstage?

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1  MichaelRichardsBot 2019-07-28

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1  warchief1978 2019-07-28

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