What if I get to keep the kid and all of my money like Patton Oswalt?

29  2019-07-27 by Opetard

7 comments

Really was an alpha move by Patton. He upgraded to some big ass titties and got away with the murder of his homely pill head wife

When you put it like that, he should be a hero around these parts.

A true brotherman finds a Lynsi to settle down with, and doesn't need to kill his disgusting slob wife. That dwarf is a smug, unfunny murderer and I will not rest till I see him put in a tiny cell.

Bill better catch "Busta" Nia(gger) Burr in her sleep cause if she gets the chance to fight back she'll be swinging around the room smashing glass and pulling ginger billy's arms out of their sockets

Mhhmmm Hmmm

That's the sound Patton's wife made with the pillow on her face

She might even throw a barrel or two at Billy's head.

good news Bill, it's probably not your kid.