The only child she groomed was her own. Groomed for success, not pock marked kisses.

87  2019-07-27 by Pergola120

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I say it every 2 months or so but the fact that she was the mother of the HNIC of our mothersub is absolutely ASTOUNDING.

I'm half a retard but the likelihood has to be astronomically low.

In fact, I can't think of a funnier punchline to the set up:

(I decided to make a Leno monologue)

Have you heard this, folks? Have you heard about this?

There's this aggressive fanbase who became disillusioned with their idols, have you heard about this? They're called Opie and Anthony's Pests. Have you heard about these guys?

They spend all day and night on the internet, easily editing Imager pictures.

Get this, folks. Turns out, after all this time, the Top Mod of the O&A sub's mother is 'blank?'


There's no funnier answer.

That's why I'm sending her a handmade wicker basket full of unwrapped plums, NO LESS THAN 70 PLUMS, unless someone else has a better idea.

(whoever Braun still talks to, please confirm with him if she likes plums. I love plums but hate peaches, and if somebody sent me 70 peaches, I'd be real mad.)

She likes cucumber melon.

I bet she does. A lovely scent fir a lovely woman.

I still talk to Braun...ill get the low down on her opinion on plums. Even she hates them you know shed chuckle and say “oh plums! How sweet of you!! My grandson loves plums! Ill save them for him!”

She nurtures her children and never smoked crack with them. No son of hers has worn her shoes

She will coast into old age with the support of the successful and decent citizens she has raised. Basically the opposite of the Cumias, who might as well have abandoned their mother and only returned to devour her.

FACT: There isn't a single photo taken of her in which she isn't eyefucking the camera like a crime boss.

Phil Leotardo Voice sure, we break balls

But, it really is pathetic how old O&A were when they were doing Juvenile shit like making fun of a mom that hosts a country music show in Rochester for being overweight.

I laughed when I was 16, but it's less funny now that i know it was some 47 year old Moroccan child groomer making fun of St. Terri

Oh Jeremy!