Ye Olde #Ruizing

43  2019-07-26 by Single_Action_Army

19 comments

Screenshot from The Meaning Of Life.

Christ help us if we start with the Monty Python references.

I tried to check out Monty Python one time because a few of my friends would always reference it and say how great it was, but I just couldn't get into it.

I had never watched any of their stuff before and I started with The Life Of Brian. I got like 20-30 minutes into it and had to back out. Maybe I just picked a bad movie to start with and the other ones are better, but I just didn't find it funny at all.

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries”

Comedy gold dude. Look how whacky it is. Isn’t it whacky? Haha elderberries

It's an acquired taste. You might have been better starting with one of their movies like 'And Now For Something Completely Different' which is a collection of sketches more than a film. It's also very English.

This scene always makes me laugh in Brian though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Ok, that was actually kind of funny. I guess I just didn't get far enough along to see it.

If I ever give it another shot, I'll definitely go with the sketch stuff instead of starting with another one of their movies. Thanks for the tip, man.

I really don't like the way that kid's looking at me. It's making me very uncomfortable.

And I don't know if that's supposed to be a poodle or a cat with a fancy wig on, but I'm positive I've seen it's face in an awful Ambien nightmare before.

I just plain don't care for this painting, and I'm very upset with you for showing it to me.

I'm more creeped out by the guy on the left. WTF is going on there?

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The reality of #Ruizing is often very disturbing

That kid looks like he forces other kids to suck his dick and messes them up so bad they think they’re a comedian

Perhaps even holds them underwater and goes peepee in their mouth

https://hybridtechcar.com/2018/09/07/the-tragic-story-of-the-most-gluttonous-man/

This is the subject of the portrait. Soldier, cannibal, cat eater, spy. Crazy shit.

Someone should forward this to Bobby, maybe it will give him some insight.

Oh shit, is that who that's supposed to be? I sometimes watch Count Dankula's "Absolute Mad Lad" series on YouTube and he just recently did an episode on that dude. Here it is if you want to check it out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytt25vljxpg

Thanks man. I'd never heard of him before. I'll have to have a look.

Yeah, no problem.

DUUUUUUUDE

WHY YA TAKIN MY PULSE, DUDE?

YA GREYHOUND IS ACTIN SCHMARMY TO MY POODLE, DUDE!

Zoom in on the small dogs face. This whole painting is gonna give me nightmares. Creepiest shit I’ve ever seen.