It’s like, dude, I get that the rebels have their grievances. I genuinely do. It’s like you’re in a shitty relationship with a girl and it’s like, ugh, it becomes intolerable. I used to have the same argument with my chick time and time again, and it gets vicious because you’re both stubborn people. I feel the same way sometimes about my scumbag landlord too. But at the same time, you gotta say to ‘em, “Let’s work it out, before this escalates into something really shitty and awful.” But yeah, I get both sides of it. Not trying to apologize either, but I can see where each is coming from. I can.
Yeah dude, I’d heard about that too, and I’m sure it’s true...uhhhh...and I understand why they would feel that way, but at the same time it’s like, c’mon dude, you had two very different parts of the country that weren’t going to agree with each other. I don’t remember exactly what the war was about, I mean I think the south felt their land was being taken, right? Oh, their rights were being taken away uhhh....so I get it and everything. I just think we, in a herd mentality, tend to look at it in a one-sided way, and I’m as guilty as anybody. I’m not pro-southern either, I think displaying a confederate flag is disgraceful, especially with the kind of shitty racial tension now. Plus those Westboro Baptist scumbags I know are in Southern Carolina...uhhh...nor am I for political correctness either, so it’s a tough one man. History is a mother fucker man. It can be really perplexing for a lot of people.
The best part is reading the eyewitness testimony of people in the theater describing what John Wilkes did after he landed on the stage. They vary so wildly I have to wonder if half the place was on acid. People said he stood on stage an delivered an entire monologue and all this insane shit. Really shows how credible eyewitness testimony could be. (And this was even before Twitter could influence anyone)
"Lemme tell ya, Joe Rogan, I was there and remember everything. The fuckin' guy got on stage and sang fuckin' Bohemian Rhapsody before running off. I didn't know if I was supposed to clap to the performance, but I can't deny he pelted out that tune better than anyone I've ever fuckin' heard. I'd call my buddy who was with me, but seeing as it was 154 years ago, he died, so I can't get ahold of him. Swear to God, Joe Rogan."
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1 Terahite 2019-07-26
It’s like, dude, I get that the rebels have their grievances. I genuinely do. It’s like you’re in a shitty relationship with a girl and it’s like, ugh, it becomes intolerable. I used to have the same argument with my chick time and time again, and it gets vicious because you’re both stubborn people. I feel the same way sometimes about my scumbag landlord too. But at the same time, you gotta say to ‘em, “Let’s work it out, before this escalates into something really shitty and awful.” But yeah, I get both sides of it. Not trying to apologize either, but I can see where each is coming from. I can.
1 Sienfeld202 2019-07-26
Jim wasn't phased, once he gets his celebrity daguerreotype he's done with them
1 ZombieRoeCumia 2019-07-26
I heard the North were brooding over the attack on Fort Sumter.
1 Terahite 2019-07-26
Yeah dude, I’d heard about that too, and I’m sure it’s true...uhhhh...and I understand why they would feel that way, but at the same time it’s like, c’mon dude, you had two very different parts of the country that weren’t going to agree with each other. I don’t remember exactly what the war was about, I mean I think the south felt their land was being taken, right? Oh, their rights were being taken away uhhh....so I get it and everything. I just think we, in a herd mentality, tend to look at it in a one-sided way, and I’m as guilty as anybody. I’m not pro-southern either, I think displaying a confederate flag is disgraceful, especially with the kind of shitty racial tension now. Plus those Westboro Baptist scumbags I know are in Southern Carolina...uhhh...nor am I for political correctness either, so it’s a tough one man. History is a mother fucker man. It can be really perplexing for a lot of people.
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
(this bit has legs, keep it up)
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2019-07-26
My mind automatically read that in Norton's voice and now I'm fucking livid. Truly.
1 AaltonEverallys 2019-07-26
That poor baby boy didn’t get his way and motherfucked Abe
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-26
The best part is reading the eyewitness testimony of people in the theater describing what John Wilkes did after he landed on the stage. They vary so wildly I have to wonder if half the place was on acid. People said he stood on stage an delivered an entire monologue and all this insane shit. Really shows how credible eyewitness testimony could be. (And this was even before Twitter could influence anyone)
1 aRTie02150 2019-07-26
"Lemme tell ya, Joe Rogan, I was there and remember everything. The fuckin' guy got on stage and sang fuckin' Bohemian Rhapsody before running off. I didn't know if I was supposed to clap to the performance, but I can't deny he pelted out that tune better than anyone I've ever fuckin' heard. I'd call my buddy who was with me, but seeing as it was 154 years ago, he died, so I can't get ahold of him. Swear to God, Joe Rogan."
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2019-07-26
I lol'd.
1 throwawawyy2 2019-07-26
John wilkes booth the actor? I know you just shot the president but can i pressure you into standing here for 20 mins for a picture?
1 Phantas_Magorical 2019-07-26
Sic semper something I wasn't paying attention
1 GroovyBastard 2019-07-26
Flaling Arms & Shouting From Balcony
"Hey, Robert Todd, your dad just died! Talk about it!"
1 JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-26
Nice redundant knife, stupid
1 guitardude1201 2019-07-26
Our American Faggot