The Art Of The Deal by Joe Cumia

30  2019-07-26 by JoeCumiaDotCom

1) A big sandwich

2) Red Gatorade

3) EVERYTHING comp'd

11 comments

"Yeah the casino put in a salt lick just to get 2U to perform"

LEGAL NOTE: Pedophiles ARE allowed to ENTER into contracts.

(You're welcome, Joe.)

“Thank you.”

”I can’t believe those SSSSSCUMBAGS didn’t give me my free alcoholic beverage!

Oh wait, wrong character

The Art of the Meal by Joseph Cumia Jr.

The art of the peel

Mmmmmm red flavored gatorade... does that stupid cow not know that they make 15 different red gatorades, and they all taste like shit? This retard makes it easier to hate him every stupid post he makes. If he was smart he’d just stop using the internet, or at the very least, stop posting and knock it off with the embarrassing 60 year old man selfies, holy fucking christ.

The fruit punch one ain't bad but Joe is gay and retarded.

Gay joe drinks red flavor, and that’s the gayest flavor. Further proof he and Anthony are a couple of filthy nigs. If he doesnt have any red, I guarantee he goes for that purple drank, it goes down nicely with cough medicine, and not getting your daughter to school on time

A couple of years ago my wife went to the dr. she had a nasty cough and they gave her codine. She only took it a night to sleep and I never touched it. If we were cumias it would be gone and we would blame our problems on others.

Art of the Kneel: A Big Apple Ranch Adventure.