Someone has been eating pretzels again

47  2019-07-26 by HollandJimmy

24 comments

Pretzels and cum.

He’s put on like 10 pounds

Perhaps a bit more than that.

disgusting fatbod.

He gave up when he found out Kelsey was getting married.

”So you can have someone open for ‘ya, but ‘den ‘dey aren’t interested in being wid’ you?!?!? DAT’S OKAY?!?!?!?”

First Bagel Guy impression I've seen. Not bad

But didn't she see how he was beta orbiting her? How could she motherfuck him after that?

He looks like he's never seen the inside of a gym before.

He didn't before. Jim went from fat to looking like he had an I.V bag of AIDS in him at all times

Guess he’s no longer ‘eating behtter’ either

Never seen anyone wear maroon jeans except for Norton.

At the risk of being banned, I actually listen to the abomination that is Jim and Sam. It seems every other day is some holiday or event that Jim can use as a cheat day like some doting 30 year old housewife losing her youth.

Someone bought another crate of identical maroon jeans

Theory: the AIDS has gotten to the point that he’s bleeding out of his dick and ass and this is the only way to ensure he doesn’t spot onstage.

Look at this 60 year old autists with his weird clothes and bobo-like stance

That yolk really motherfucked him.

This queen is getting fat of off pretzels and frozen yogurt. Atleast have a burger you fucking mutant

He's switched to honey mustard.

It's funny, I've see dykes that look like him pull some top notch pussy. He has to buy his attention and even then they get creeped out and run away.

If you told me this guy was going to the gym every day for the last 5 years I’d call you a fucking liar.

That's a sucking it in look.

Fat fuck.

Fucking maroon pants.