"Anyone can do it."

I do love that everyone pointed out he congratulated himself before putting in any sort of effort.

"I hope someone came in this bottle" the lady doth imagines furiously

Nigga is shaped like a spud

I guess he's still too fat to tie his shoes, he has to spread his chicken legs to make room for his giant gunt when he sits down.

Holy shit is that another Call of Duty shirt? That must be part of his military larping character.

"Throw me a roast! Make everyone put in work to talk about me! Bring a present AND write about me! Me me me me ME!!"