Conspiracy theory regarding the odd appearance of Anthony Cumia

7  2019-07-25 by chulathedog

There are multiple “Anthony Cumia”. Maybe he has brothers he sold his act to, like Gallagher. It’s the only way to account for his radically changing physical appearance over the years.

7 comments

1  Spaceballsin3d 2019-07-25

Nana is actually the creature from the thing. The problem is he is mentally retarded and a cuck and cum guzzler so he can’t get his appearance right. The other Things make fun of him and call that’s “Mr buttplug mcsockets Mcgee”

1  Amish_Supremacist 2019-07-25

The real Anthony Cumia actually died on 9/11, Nana's birth name is Mohammed Atta.

1  JoeCumiasFryingPan 2019-07-25

Um, sorry to correct you but it's "birf" name.

1  flip0pilf 2019-07-25

It's a bloody double

1  Jungies 2019-07-25

Judging by the physical evidence, it's a classic Telepod genetic splice; just manifesting at a glacial pace.

Ant's DNA has been spliced with some sort of insect or nematode DNA - probably some of Norton's spooge - and hey presto, BrundleWorm.

1  mvcv114 2019-07-25

That would explain the Brundle-Fly behavior where he has to regurgitate his ejaculate on his tranny lovers and then sucks it back up again.

2  Jungies 2019-07-25

Jesus

That's horrific, and yet utterly believable.