Super morbidly obese Bobby officially isn’t making it to 2020

13  2019-07-25 by HackComic630

17 comments

it must be hot in montreal if ron is wearing shorts.

I think that's Jimmy's new "girlfriend".

We got any poutine back there, Earl?

They don't even make brand name clothing in bobby's size. You know what duuuude you have a horrible childhood, you eat as a defense mechanism then boooom you son is fatherless

Your son runs into the arms of an older man with less than noble intents Boom! He's gay.

Duuuude it's not like they were professional faggots or anything

Bobby’s trying to smuggle a live cow into Canada through his shirt

Why doesn't the cow just drive his Fiat?

Bob Kelly was still just as known in the industry when he was thin. He can't use the "I have to be fat for my career" excuse. Fat tub of pathetic lard.

Stupid sexy Bobby

You could fit 4 Sams inside of him at this point.

he's still got a couple hundred pounds to go to get to deathfat status. Also, who cares if Bob Kelly dies?

You have to be a real fucking idiot to watch your best friend literally eat himself to death and continue to live like an unhealthy slob seven years later. You have to be an even bigger idiot to do it when you have a wife and kid. Stupid fat fuck.

Joe looks like a hot dog, Bobby looks like a pork roll.

Bobby can't see his dick anymore

Bob has went full Eunich