Tony Two Shirts - a vampire?

3  2019-07-25 by lolercakesmcgee

7 comments

Larry King turned him onto HGH

Ghoul

Not a vampire -- he's definitely aging.

Nigferatu

Seriously wtf happened to his chin over the years? That is not normal aging, you're not supposed to double your chin girth

Flight 93 looking ass

He looks like my mom's cousin Coy. He huffs spray paint and writes sci-fi erotica. He's been banned from Target and Walmart stores for chugging NyQuil and stealing nail polish. He rides a pink beach cruiser.